Re: Litttle Miss Curious

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TeddyMorrissey

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My Dear,

I did not mean to cause you offence (if any was taken) I am just imagining the women I talk to on here as being, shall we say, my perfect ten. My Pauline Quirk if you wish. I remember giving scented Teddy bears to women I found attractive. I don't remember sending or giving mail bombs or poison gas? I'm sure I'd have recollected some such. There is no need to be cynical about such things, as quite surprisingly as it may seem, some men are genuine in their romaticism.
Of course in some cases (I have never done this myself) after either
the rejection or the love fades, then comes the bitterness and resentment. The threatening letters, and nail bombs. Funny phonecalls at 4 in the morning. Yet, I am not like this, as I have yet to have a deep and meaningful relationship with enybody. I have yet to meet a woman I am attracted to, who is attracted to me, and at the same time is not completely mad in one sense or another.

The "Helen Smith" sordidness being one case in point. Never get involved with a woman who has a dickie kidney, and has dyalasis three times a week. This woman is completely mad. You keep trying to end the contact with her, and three or four months down the line she rings you up to pour out her heart to you. The latest you have probably read, is the fact that her brother is in a Psychatric unit. Her father has had a suspected heart attack, possibly because of the brother's prodicerment. And before Christmas she may have to go into hospital (The Royal Liverpool University Hospital) for exploritory tests and possible operations. "Phew". Get your head round this little lot. She expects me to play the Clare Raynor role - Sod off Helen.

All my regards, speak to you soon.

Teddy.
 
Ooh no! Ooh no no no!

No no! I'm sorry...I did phrase the last sentance I wrote very badly. When I said I'd probably recieve letter bombs and such I meant from other stranger people on the board, but most probably the lunatics that harbour in the chatroom...I wasn't offended in the least, but a tip, if you intend to woo a woman, it's best not to mention comsuming her 'badger hat..'

LMC x
 
Re: Ooh no! Ooh no no no!

> No no! I'm sorry...I did phrase the last sentance I wrote very
> badly. When I said I'd probably recieve letter bombs and such I
> meant from other stranger people on the board, but most probably
> the lunatics that harbour in the chatroom...I wasn't offended in
> the least, but a tip, if you intend to woo a woman, it's best
> not to mention comsuming her 'badger hat..'

Yeah...... use "hinny-hinny"!
 
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