Did you know I'iv not slept with a woman for over a year!!!!

Yes it's true.

Last October was the time, and it was Angie, what a girl. It was a friends Brithday, and we did'nt get to bed til Birthday boy's mate, Ged went at gone 4am. We had to enjour two episodes of "Honky Sausage" explaining to everyone how great it was, before he went. I was so tired I did'nt give the "Bedroom Sesh" with the Rubenesque Angie, the justice it deserved (Sigh)

Regards

Teddy.

Teddy.
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> Yes it's true.

> Last October was the time, and it was Angie, what a girl. It was
> a friends Brithday, and we did'nt get to bed til Birthday boy's
> mate, Ged went at gone 4am. We had to enjour two episodes of
> "Honky Sausage" explaining to everyone how great it
> was, before he went. I was so tired I did'nt give the
> "Bedroom Sesh" with the Rubenesque Angie, the justice
> it deserved (Sigh)

> Regards

> Teddy.

Thank you for sharing.Did you ever wonder why you dont have better luck with woman?

as i am a woman and sleep with myself every night, i guess i don't see the big deal

> as i am a woman and sleep with myself every night, i guess i
> don't see the big deal

so you're a lucky woman, cause you have yourself to love, right? well, some people think that women care less about sex than men, wich is a big lie for me, but, anyway... is it so strange when you really don't care? i mean, is it a real good experienve for everyone in life? i wonder.

> so you're a lucky woman, cause you have yourself to love, right?
> well, some people think that women care less about sex than men,
> wich is a big lie for me, but, anyway... is it so strange when
> you really don't care? i mean, is it a real good experienve for
> everyone in life? i wonder.

i dont' see how it can possibly be good for everyone, but then again, it's one of those biological drives like needing to eat food. if you think about it, by the time 90% of the populace hits 20, they've lost their virginity (i think i heard that once somewhere). subtract out of that the people who don't do it out of religious reasons, or they're confused about what they like, or they're scared, or have no social skill whatsoever in being able to get anyone in the sack, and you pretty much see that it's something else driving it other than pleasure. even the oogliest of people are going to get some sort of sexual gratification out of someone at some point in their life. you don't have to smell good, or be intelligent, or be able to treat people worth a damn. as long as you don't punch them in the gut for trying to even touch you, you'll eventually get some.

I did last week and it only cost me three hundred dollars

She gave me a family discount (pretty nice of her!) and for an extra ten yen (don't ask me why it had to be yen, thank Egypt Air it wasn't a f.uckin' sheckel), she let me glue her eyes shut. Shut shut shut!

That was fun and now I look forward to seeing my friend for Thanksgiving...his mom and sister promised to let me break their wishbones if I screw his grandma for old times sake.

Man, am I a stud? What the hoolie hoo is wrong with everyone else? Isn't this normal? No?