MonkeyHangers'

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TeddyMorrissey

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Dear Viewer

I don't know whether you have Drambui in America, but in Britain(well to me enyway) a large Drambui and Coke is called a "MonkeyHanger". In this country there is a sleepy little ole town called Hartlepool. Morrissey visited it on last years tour. Enyway, during the Nepolionic war, a sailing ship full of monkies crashed up on the rocks in a strom. This off the coast of Hartlepool. The locals thought the chimps to be "French Spies" and so hung them. This leads me to believe that people from Hartlepool are certafiable and totally insane.

Enyroad up, I have decided to call large Drambui's & Coke MonkeyHangers. As large Bacardi's and Coke's are called Hurdy Gurdy's.

Teddy.
 
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