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TeddyMorrissey
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Dear Viewers
Last night I recieved a phonecall from an old flame(Ha ha ha try borderline female aqaintance Ted) who told me she was having domestic probs in the family ect. First of all, her brother has had a nervous breakdown and is in a psychactric unit. She didn't say why he had had this breakdown. Her father has just had a suspected heart attack, she thinks because of the brothers nervous breakdown. And she fears she may have to go back into hospital herself for exploritary operations, just before Christmas. She has kidney problems, and is on dyalasis three times a week.
Why do I get the feeling I was playing some sort of Clare Raynor roll on the phone last night? Helen wants a shoulder(or telephone line to cry down) and she decides to ring me for god's sake.
I havent heared from her in months, and when we last spoke before last night, it wasn't on the best of terms.
All of a sudden she rings me up and pours her heart out to me. As if I give a toss enymore. She treated me like @#!!! on and off for years, then hey presto, she thinks I'm a bloody Samaritan. I told her to sod off enyway.
Mind you, something good may have come out of all this. I might have the beginings of a Situation Comedy here? I may try and expand on this?
Pauline Quirk as Helen. Steve Coogan as me, Ted. Emo Phillips as her brother John, because he reminds me of a long streak of piss, and so does Emo Phillips. And Rodger Moore as Helen's Dad. And Burt Reynolds as Helen's Mother. This is because the only time I saw Helen's Mother, I'm pretty sure she was growing a moustache? The fact that her eyebrows met in the middle was unairing as well.
Right! That's the casting sorted, I'll let you all know how I get on with this project.
Best Wishes
Teddy.
Last night I recieved a phonecall from an old flame(Ha ha ha try borderline female aqaintance Ted) who told me she was having domestic probs in the family ect. First of all, her brother has had a nervous breakdown and is in a psychactric unit. She didn't say why he had had this breakdown. Her father has just had a suspected heart attack, she thinks because of the brothers nervous breakdown. And she fears she may have to go back into hospital herself for exploritary operations, just before Christmas. She has kidney problems, and is on dyalasis three times a week.
Why do I get the feeling I was playing some sort of Clare Raynor roll on the phone last night? Helen wants a shoulder(or telephone line to cry down) and she decides to ring me for god's sake.
I havent heared from her in months, and when we last spoke before last night, it wasn't on the best of terms.
All of a sudden she rings me up and pours her heart out to me. As if I give a toss enymore. She treated me like @#!!! on and off for years, then hey presto, she thinks I'm a bloody Samaritan. I told her to sod off enyway.
Mind you, something good may have come out of all this. I might have the beginings of a Situation Comedy here? I may try and expand on this?
Pauline Quirk as Helen. Steve Coogan as me, Ted. Emo Phillips as her brother John, because he reminds me of a long streak of piss, and so does Emo Phillips. And Rodger Moore as Helen's Dad. And Burt Reynolds as Helen's Mother. This is because the only time I saw Helen's Mother, I'm pretty sure she was growing a moustache? The fact that her eyebrows met in the middle was unairing as well.
Right! That's the casting sorted, I'll let you all know how I get on with this project.
Best Wishes
Teddy.
