Why Morrissey America (and what countries were rejected)

Leatherface Moz moved to the land of extra value meals because he was sick of the pale, stupid, crooked teeth (just look at chimper chompers Boz), revolutionary war losing, Verve listening, tea drinking, rotten accent sounding (you Brits sound like a bunch of wannabe gay disco dancers) land over there.
Sans Cinderella of course and Peter Davison.

Australia, go enslave some aborigineedies and celebrate your Paul Hogan Day mate!

China is a no go because Moz hates eating dogs and monkeys, but loves driving tanks. -crunchy crunchy-

Germany was a good choice because he loves asexual looking people. No wonder they are so crabby.
.and why is the language so angry sounding?

And Spain was a bad choice because he hates Italians.

Shut up Greasetea!
No you shut up
Shut up!
No, why should I?

Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaayayayayrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!

Now to the tune of the Benny Hill show...Eat $hit you f.cukups!

simple... amuckia is as miserable as hell only not quite so warm, yet warmer than a wet weekend in Manchester.

yes yes yes I know
I'm....
of a crooked/missing teeth disposition.
of differing ethnic parentage, whilst being over weight/over here.
fatherless/feckless/futile existance.
in need of a introduction by your good self to immence pain.

infact the only good thing going for me is that I am not you!

ps. wanna buy a book?
pps. You get the colouring in pencils with it.




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Poor Los Angeles, Why not Alabama?

I thought he moved to La La land to get closer to rednecked racists.

There's probably a whole album on the go about disabled,gay, gun totin' hair dressers who have a fixation on Martin Boorman.

Apologies to Los Angeles, Morrissey, please move to Alabama prontr Bermondsey.

This in no way infringes your right to party.Dude.

Who could forget the town of Tristram?
there's a joy division of a world apart?

> Don't forget the town of Tristram.

> ^_^