My new nickname for "Leatherface" Morrissey

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greasetea

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As I look at some of the more recent pictures of Mister Morrissey, it comes to my attention that his skin is looking rather like the rind of a slimjim beef jerky treat.

All wrinkled and tan, looks like a fooking baseball glove..but I look closer, this damn bastard looks like Tobe Hooper's anti-icon, Leatherface.

Someone go get this flinky a chainsaw and an apron splashed with blood, Morrissey Leatherface lives.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(does a funny dance in the sunlight)

..either that or a dancing california raisin.
 
shut your mouth

Morrissey looks very nice and rich and sexy and mature. Youth is over-rated (I'm sure he would agree).


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Re: Metaphorically speaking of course...

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Got it...very funny. Maybe a three piece suit (Laughing - Ronnie Kray step aside!)

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I would love to spit in your face and rub it in. Eat @#!!!.
 
Re: shut your mouth

> Morrissey looks very nice and rich and sexy and mature. Youth is
> over-rated (I'm sure he would agree).

I wish I was that duvet cover mmmmmmmmm
 
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