Re: I'm a liar
> OK, I lied. I can't cry and I don't know why but I can't. I feel
> like I should be crying though. I haven't cried for years. Maybe
> I forgot how.
Oh, oh, oh, you think YOU'RE sad! Listen, bucko, I'm the saddest person alive. I just spent the last twenty years sitting in my bedroom doing nothing and now it's too late to do anything. All I can do to escape my enemies now is change my name and move to another country. I WIN the sadness sweepstakes. So stop complaining, bastard.
I realize that my post probably makes no sense and might not even be related to the previous post. I'M STUPID!