You're all a bunch of babies and I hate you all

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Why don't you change your name now? Why wait until later?

> I can't help the way I feel.

I got the funniest visual of this person punching away at their keyboard as they typed this post and then throwing their body to the floor pounding their fists to the ground, yelling to no one in particular that they'll never be understood. Such is the life of a tourtured soul.

Maybe I shouldn't speak for evceryone, but we'll miss you unidentified genuis. When we read those clever and witty messages, we'll know it's really you.


the orange voice
 
Why don't you change your name now? Why wait until later?

> I can't help the way I feel.

I just got the funniest visual of this person punching away at their keyboard as they typed this post and then throwing their body to the floor pounding their fists to the ground, yelling to no one in particular that they'll never be understood. Such is the life of a tourtured soul.

Maybe I shouldn't speak for everyone, but we'll miss you unidentified genuis. When we read those clever and witty messages, we'll know it's really you.


the orange voice
 
Re: Because I haven't found a new one, haven't found a new me

> I got the funniest visual of this person punching away at their
> keyboard as they typed this post and then throwing their body to
> the floor pounding their fists to the ground, yelling to no one
> in particular that they'll never be understood. Such is the life
> of a tourtured soul.

Actually I cried on my Morrissey pillowcase and listened to "Asleep" about 20 times.

> Maybe I shouldn't speak for evceryone, but we'll miss you
> unidentified genuis. When we read those clever and witty
> messages, we'll know it's really you.

Thanks.

Back to crying....
 
Re: I'm a liar

OK, I lied. I can't cry and I don't know why but I can't. I feel like I should be crying though. I haven't cried for years. Maybe I forgot how.
 
Re: I'm a liar

> OK, I lied. I can't cry and I don't know why but I can't. I feel
> like I should be crying though. I haven't cried for years. Maybe
> I forgot how.

Oh, oh, oh, you think YOU'RE sad! Listen, bucko, I'm the saddest person alive. I just spent the last twenty years sitting in my bedroom doing nothing and now it's too late to do anything. All I can do to escape my enemies now is change my name and move to another country. I WIN the sadness sweepstakes. So stop complaining, bastard.

I realize that my post probably makes no sense and might not even be related to the previous post. I'M STUPID!
 
Re: I'm a liar

> Oh, oh, oh, you think YOU'RE sad! Listen, bucko, I'm the saddest
> person alive. I just spent the last twenty years sitting in my
> bedroom doing nothing and now it's too late to do anything. All
> I can do to escape my enemies now is change my name and move to
> another country. I WIN the sadness sweepstakes. So stop
> complaining, bastard.

> I realize that my post probably makes no sense and might not
> even be related to the previous post. I'M STUPID!

That's the same situation I'm in. Not kidding.
 
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