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On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child. We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him down when I sing to him.


What a handsome devil. Take a look?
 
> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez.

Long live little SPS - he's a lovely kid!
 
> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in
> homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the
> cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him
> down when I sing to him.

CONGRATS! He's a beautiful baby!
 
> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in
> homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the
> cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him
> down when I sing to him.

congratulations sammy!

what a lovely idea!




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> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in
> homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the
> cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him
> down when I sing to him.

Congrats! He's adorable.
 
> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in
> homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the
> cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him
> down when I sing to him.

You are truly blessed....
 
Again, congrats!

Make sure his diet consists of equal parts Morrissey AND Smiths (and only use Johnny's stuff as an occasional snack).
 
> On Oct. 29, my wife and I were blessed to have our first child.
> We named him Sammy Patrick Sanchez. Yes his middle name is in
> homage to Moz. His favorite song is "Hand that rocks the
> cradle". Or at least it is the only one that will calm him
> down when I sing to him.
Is anyone else aware that Morrissey strongly believes in abstinence??
Oh, and thanks for increasing our surplus population.
 
>Your son is so beautiful. I am too raising a little SPM in the making and it is the most rewarding job I've ever had. Your son is very lucky to have such a proud father and one who will share with him the best music ever, Best of luck!
>
 
> Is anyone else aware that Morrissey strongly believes in
> abstinence??

Not anymore.

> Oh, and thanks for increasing our surplus population.

Unkind words ...

Overpopulation isn't something you should worry about. Birth rates are declining all over the place all the time. Sperm counts are falling all over the place all the time. We are heading towards a population peak very soon and then it will begin to decline. Editorial cartoonists will have to think of some other topic to use on a slow day.
 
Congrats. On occasion I think about when I have children someday and how nice it will be to sing to them, expecially songs like HTRTC. I think that's exactly what Morrissey was thinking about when he wrote the song.
 
> Is anyone else aware that Morrissey strongly believes in
> abstinence??
> Oh, and thanks for increasing our surplus population.

Shut up you cold-hearted ass. What do you think Morrissey was feeling when he sang HTRTC?

I'm glad people like you believe in abstinence. Lord knows how bad you could screw up a child.
 
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