I disagree with your take on I CAN HAVE BOTH
> So what do you call the b-side "I Can Have Both"? A
> song about finding you have enough money for two scoops of ice
> cream instead of one.
> If any song is about that subject it is this one. If you are
> 100% straight it should be a no-brainer knowing that Moz wrote
> the song. Listen closely, or even not-so-closely and you'll see
> that. Particularly since nearly most(if not all) of his songs
> are at least semi-autobiographical should you'll understand that
> it is not about anything BUT that.
You may be right, I don't know. But my interpretation of this song has nothing to do with sex. I've posted it before, but to repeat, I think it's about someone who grew up poor finding it hard to adjust to being able to afford a lot of material things. That's how I take it, which may not be how it was intended. However, I'd find it a bit strange for someone Morrissey's age, and in particular for someone Morrissey's age who seemed to have realized he can have both years and years ago (as evidenced by his Smiths lyrics), would suddenly NOW have the lightbulb go off in his head that he can have both sexes if he'd like. So I prefer my interpretation, which also fits in more in with his recent lyrical themes of adjusting to growing older. I think when you're young you believe when you mature you'll change inside as well as outside, but it's not the case. You're still the same boy inside, and in Morrissey's case the same shy boy from the working class.