S
Sid
Guest
Hey Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.
G
Girl About Town
Guest
> Hey Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm,
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
> Hey Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm,
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
To return the favor, I have some advice for the boys:
You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time. Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
I bet this happens to Consumer Monkey all the time.
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
> Hey Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm,
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
To return the favor, I have some advice for the boys:
You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time. Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
I bet this happens to Consumer Monkey all the time.
S
Sid
Guest
Re: A massage for the ladies
Thanks for the advice; and here's some more:
Hey fellas. Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're rubbish at it. Give it to the little lady and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub.
I don' know anything about Consumer Monkey though.
> To return the favor, I have some advice for the boys:
> You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll
> always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time.
> Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
> PS I think Consumer Monkey's great.
Thanks for the advice; and here's some more:
Hey fellas. Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're rubbish at it. Give it to the little lady and she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub.
I don' know anything about Consumer Monkey though.
> To return the favor, I have some advice for the boys:
> You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll
> always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time.
> Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
> PS I think Consumer Monkey's great.
G
Girl About Town
Guest
Re: A massage for the ladies
> Thanks for the advice; and here's some more:
> Hey fellas. Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't,
> because you're rubbish at it. Give it to the little lady and
> she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits
> while you're down the pub.
Excellent advice as long as the present isn't for her. Because if it is she'll think you're a complete oaf and you'll never live it down.
In that case, have the lady at the department store wrap it. It might cost you a few extra dollars (pounds whatever) but it will save your reputation.
> I don' know anything about Consumer Monkey though.
He's a zany guy who resides in Britain. You reside in Britain also I assume? If you ever see him tell him I said hi.
> Thanks for the advice; and here's some more:
> Hey fellas. Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't,
> because you're rubbish at it. Give it to the little lady and
> she'll do it properly with extra girlie bows and fiddly bits
> while you're down the pub.
Excellent advice as long as the present isn't for her. Because if it is she'll think you're a complete oaf and you'll never live it down.
In that case, have the lady at the department store wrap it. It might cost you a few extra dollars (pounds whatever) but it will save your reputation.
> I don' know anything about Consumer Monkey though.
He's a zany guy who resides in Britain. You reside in Britain also I assume? If you ever see him tell him I said hi.
K
key slapper
Guest
> Hey Girls. Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm,
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
Oh you little bomb thrower.
> don't, because you cant and it just looks silly. Just throw it
> girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get
> hurt.
Oh you little bomb thrower.
P
Paul
Guest
> To return the favor, I have some advice for the boys:
> You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll
> always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time.
> Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
> I bet this happens to Consumer Monkey all the time.
Hee, hee! Too funny.
> You can't win an argument with a woman so stop trying. You'll
> always be wrong and you'll just end up wasting each others time.
> Oh and you'll also end up losing sex.
> I bet this happens to Consumer Monkey all the time.
Hee, hee! Too funny.
C
Consumer Monkey
Guest
> I bet this happens to Consumer Monkey all the time.
It does! I often wondered why, and now I know.
( Sorry, with all your name changing, I lost track of who you were. )
It does! I often wondered why, and now I know.
( Sorry, with all your name changing, I lost track of who you were. )
G
Girl About Town
Guest
> It does! I often wondered why, and now I know.
So are you going to thank me or what?
> ( Sorry, with all your name changing, I lost track of who you
> were. )
How could you lose track of who I am? I always feel that my posts are just so magnificent that they stand out in the crowd.
Ha ha ha.
But seriously I've been coming here for years, much longer then you dear. Unless of course you have used different names. I just get bored with the same name. The only point of not changing names is because you want to develop some kind of reputation and I'm not interested in that. It is just a message board you know. Besides if you knew who I was what difference would it make? You still wouldn't know me, I would just be a name to you.
(Yes, I know, a new topic to argue about)
I should say that sometimes, when I'm in a really good mood, I post nice things to you. I even agreed with you once. Horror of all horrors I know.
So are you going to thank me or what?
> ( Sorry, with all your name changing, I lost track of who you
> were. )
How could you lose track of who I am? I always feel that my posts are just so magnificent that they stand out in the crowd.
Ha ha ha.
But seriously I've been coming here for years, much longer then you dear. Unless of course you have used different names. I just get bored with the same name. The only point of not changing names is because you want to develop some kind of reputation and I'm not interested in that. It is just a message board you know. Besides if you knew who I was what difference would it make? You still wouldn't know me, I would just be a name to you.
(Yes, I know, a new topic to argue about)
I should say that sometimes, when I'm in a really good mood, I post nice things to you. I even agreed with you once. Horror of all horrors I know.
C
Consumer Monkey
Guest
> I should say that sometimes, when I'm in a really good mood, I
> post nice things to you. I even agreed with you once. Horror of
> all horrors I know.
Nice to know that you keep a mental record of all the posts you've made to me. I wish I could return the compliment. Perhaps you could refresh my memory.
> post nice things to you. I even agreed with you once. Horror of
> all horrors I know.
Nice to know that you keep a mental record of all the posts you've made to me. I wish I could return the compliment. Perhaps you could refresh my memory.
G
Girl About Town
Guest
> Nice to know that you keep a mental record of all the posts
> you've made to me.
No not mental. See I actually have a folder saved on my hard drive named Consumer Monkey that I refer to from time to time. I show it to my friends and we all sit around and chat about you. We have even referred to you as God from time to time.
> you've made to me.
No not mental. See I actually have a folder saved on my hard drive named Consumer Monkey that I refer to from time to time. I show it to my friends and we all sit around and chat about you. We have even referred to you as God from time to time.
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