How I dearly wish Morrissey was more like Neil Tennant. I guess we're with stupid.
Just wanted it to be finally known that I was the person who perpetrated the 2001 "Striptease With A Difference" hoax referenced here, here, and here.
I mixed my own moos with the generic striptease song and then appended that to a snippet of a studio-release version of a Durutti Column song from the same time period as Viva Hate.
Here's a link to the raw and mixed "moo" files.
Back when this was done, my friend and I believed that if a fake version were released, it might prompt someone...
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