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  1. "...and I don't feel bad"

    I feel great! Haven't had a headache in over a month!! I sleep about ten hours a night, which has been repairing me. I look ten years younger! Everyone I see that I haven't seen in a month or more is freaking out, "YOU LOOK GREAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Sleeping. Not hurting. As a result of no pain, not worrying over every minute detail of existence. Pain can ruin your life. It's done a fair job of gnarling my whole world TWICE now! So, now that I am not utterly preoccupied with...
  2. "And I tremble with joy."

    Once upon a time in Neverland The King of all things poopy borrowed an umbrella from John, who looks nerdy and put it, not in the umbrella closet where it belonged, but well and truly WELL AND TRULY! In Lisa Marie’s special umbrella place, called, simply, “V”. Well anyway she more or less said so on TV. It didn’t stand for Victory. But even after their divorce They talked about having a baby. That’s when Mother Nature blew her whistle And the king died somewhat...
  3. "Cup of tea, Fluffy?"

    (who's Fluffy? :confused:)"- Why, if you're making some, Fluffer." :) Wow. I too would love to have a mate who proudly tweets his joy to the world when I get rumped by someone famous! :lbf: (naaah...) On the scale of Bizarro, from 1 to 10, that's a very grown-up, not attention-seeking by proxy-proxy at all, sexy six. :thumb: Men are funny! Gay men are funnier!! ;) Carry on lads, remember, me I'm just in it for the money! (Yeah, still hoping! I know, it's mad!)
  4. "every game has its losers..."

    I had a friend who had a friend once who was friends with this girl. Sort of famous for a while, I saw her outside a Morrissey concert, and she smiled at me. :squiffy: That was when Unc was kild. Go figure... Since she was linked to the Charts on the youtube page, let's remember her. Let's connect everything.:sleeping: How is Germany doing, guys? :guitar: Keep me goalposted.
  5. "H o r r o r F e s t"

    I was looking for a film to watch (instead of doing some work) (as you do), when the sheer brilliance of the following idea attacked my brain with the violence of a ravenous zombie! :eek: See, I'm a bit of a British Zombie films fan. I've seen at least two; and I liked them. So when I saw that festival line-up (and I'm saying this without any disrespect towards «*the older generation*» intended) the horror film director in me (yes, there is one) got really excited. THIS FILM JUST...
  6. "Hire Morrissey for your private event"... Really?

    Purely hypothetically, of course. Booking Entertainment, whose website has Morrissey listed as a client, seems to indicate that you can hire him for private events. So, this has me thinking, if enough tickets could be sold, a venue hired, and insurance was actually affordable for the occasion, a group of fans could conceivably orchestrate their own private show. Surely, this has been done. I think it would be tremendously cool to be able to pull off such a thing. And why not, I mean, all...
  7. "I am sick to death of cleverness"

    I am increasingly struck mute with the degree of absurdity that modern life has achieved. Political correctness, in all of it's ridiculous forms, is the ultimate fascism. It's impact on society as a whole is going to prove to be far more detrimental than any of the things it was introduced to counter-balance. Britain is possibly the world leader in political correctness fascism. I can't help thinking of all those men and women who gave their lives so that Fascism would not govern this...
  8. "I lie. You lie. "Everyone lies". Grow up and get used to it"

    (Well, me, sadly, I can't grow up anymore. The doc said so, a long time ago.:straightface:) And for the record (deal!) I was amused at some people being outraged at the comment this poster ( who seems like a nice bloke though) asked for. Shit comes out of your mouth, shit must come back in one way or another, mustn't it? That was reasonable enough I thought. You lie, you enjoy liars, fair enough.But don't get too cheeky about it. Unless what you're after is spanking...:horny: and...
  9. "I Started Something I Couldn't Finish" Mega Rare Test Press Single on Vinyl

    Some replies to your questions - Rough Trade Records is the label Codes are : RT 198 A Side A - 1 J-1-1 - 5 B Side B - 1 J - 1-1 . 2 . Hope this helps . Contact me with offers by sending your email and I can mail you if preferred
  10. "if you've got something to say to me

    ...then say it I'd like to hear YOU speak instead of your little dog woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!" :eek:
  11. "Jazz is going nowhere."

    Mmmm...Well that cheap jazzy stuff, which makes elderly spas at the front bob their head, shake their hair enthusiastically as if they'd just seen the Beatles, sway like mad, and clap, certainly isn't. But that's not music is it? That's what Van Morrison would sound like, if, after long-term unemployment, he had been forced to apply for the position of bar pianist at the Clarence. (And God knows he was boring enough to start with.) ...You'd have to be gravely intoxicated :love: to...
  12. "name cleared?"

    :lbf::lbf::lbf: Come on now, let's not be silly. ... ...:rofl: (Damn, stop making us want to pee really badly, we're indoors!) "clear conscience, peace of mind, nothing to lose sleep over." jolly good, aren't we happy we're in the clear. :guffaw: I hope we're celebrating, Virgin Maryssey...Oh I do say, Woohoo indeed.
  13. "Never Saw That One Coming."

    When you're famous...well, you're famous. ...
  14. "ooooo loohk Teddy, a weghdhvinxg!"

    (best Rowan Atkinson impersonation) I was surprised to see Blackadder on the list of guests, although, not really, that yeoman. "A close friend of Willy's" well Willy must be a jolly good fellow! (I know some people are going to grumble they didn't sign for Mr Bean videos, but they'll just have to be patient until alternative webpages of eternal devotion are created. No, not by me. Me I specialize in the best of British humour.) If anyone asks tomorrow I shall be at a birthday party...
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