posted by davidt on Saturday June 26 2010, @09:00AM
Kewpie sends the link (via Morrissey reddit), originally posted by zepfan1 in the forums (original post):

Robert Pattinson Fully Morphs Into Morrissey At Eclipse Premiere - TheFABlife


...Either way, Rob’s striking similarity to Morrissey leads us to two predictions. 1) That Robert Pattinson’s career will be extended at least two decades by the fandom of Mexicans, probably thanks to his near pompadour. And 2) That Robert Pattinson is a shoo-in to play Morrissey in what we’re guessing is an inevitable Hollywood biopic.

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  • put me right here, which of these pictures is supposed to look like my handsome Morrissey?
    Anonymous -- Saturday June 26 2010, @10:32AM (#353723)
  • We may have a candidate for an upcoming role as Steven Patrick. Seriously, I think it would actually work.
    Faema -- Saturday June 26 2010, @11:06AM (#353726)
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  • I can't think of anyone that looks more UNLIKE Morrissey than this young chap. Er unless you're on some kind of halucination drug!
    Anonymous -- Saturday June 26 2010, @01:17PM (#353731)
  • What he lacks in looks, he'll make up for in acting. I mean, he's a great looking guy, but he really doesn't favor Morrissey that much. He's a young talent, obviously, but I think he has loads of potential. I think he could do it, though. It's like when Jonathan Rhys Meyers played Elvis - I thought, "NO WAY can he pull this off"! But he was impressive!
    hand in glove -- Saturday June 26 2010, @03:03PM (#353734)
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  • ...he's always reminded me of a young Morrissey
    Kathleen -- Saturday June 26 2010, @05:32PM (#353742)
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  • About Patterson playing Mozzer. But he is a dead ringer for a young Robert Smith, from about 79-83
    prophet6 -- Saturday June 26 2010, @06:26PM (#353744)
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  • Johnny Galecki (Score:2, Interesting)

    Looks a bit like Morrissey... []

    Robert? Hmm, he is a bit like Jimmy Dean, not so much Moz...
    lg -- Saturday June 26 2010, @07:20PM (#353745)
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  • My God and this is Morrissey News...Its like finding Jesus in a fucking tortilla...What are we so desperate here for Morrissey News that we are actually comparing a talentless sparkling vampire to Morrissey...I am sickened and have to go vomit and shit myself...
    Anonymous -- Saturday June 26 2010, @10:51PM (#353755)
  • Prior to publishing this "news"?

    Utterly ridiculous, much like the "here is a hotel that Mozza once stayed at" article.

    There is no news here.

    Besides, apart from both of them being masturbatory aids for angsty teenagers willing to sit in line for weeks on end, what the hell do they have in common? Nothing!
    Georgissey <[email protected]> -- Sunday June 27 2010, @02:00PM (#353779)
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  • hmmm (Score:1, Troll)

    get a life. slow news day?
    marred -- Sunday June 27 2010, @06:14PM (#353786)
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  • what a lame comparison. he doesn't even have a proper quiff. the clothes aren't even comparible.
    Anonymous -- Sunday June 27 2010, @06:43PM (#353788)
  • yes i can see how they look alike, they are both white.
    TLM130 -- Sunday June 27 2010, @06:55PM (#353789)
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  • i have allways thought he would the best look- alike actor to play morrissey in a movie. the acting part is a another story. wheather he has the chops to embody the complicated charecter of morriesy is a different story, however, the similarities are striking
    Anonymous -- Monday June 28 2010, @06:56AM (#353795)
  • Good god (Score:1, Funny)

    Is this really a news story or April fools joke?
    Anonymous -- Monday June 28 2010, @11:55AM (#353801)
  • Really? (Score:2, Insightful)

    I'm sorry, but Mozza has got a lot more going on looks-wise than this chap. Morrissey is MUCH better looking at 51 than Robert at whatever age he is, but I'll withhold further comments until I see Robert's ass (complete with caligraphy) and full frontal nude save for his favorite 7-inch.
    jwizjam -- Tuesday June 29 2010, @09:39AM (#353826)
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  • Yeah he looks like moz, if your on fucken bizarro world he looks like him.
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 29 2010, @10:06AM (#353827)
  • Oh dear. Yet another poser, or poseur....
    Wanky stuff.
    He doesn't look at all like Morrissey.
    Tried hard but....
    mauve21 -- Tuesday June 29 2010, @06:36PM (#353835)
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  • Really? I hate that whole Twilight crap! He does not look like Morrissey, his face is flat! I don't want to hear that they are using him for a film!
    sellers -- Wednesday June 30 2010, @04:58PM (#353873)
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  • "Robert Pattinson" is a giant douche.
    Anonymous -- Monday July 05 2010, @05:36AM (#353980)
  • if he kept a clean shave.
    chrisarclark <[email protected]> -- Tuesday July 06 2010, @07:06PM (#354012)
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  • LOL @ "Fandom of Mexicans"
    MozzerLuver -- Sunday July 18 2010, @04:26PM (#354396)
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  • i like this comment.

    Anonymous -- Saturday June 26 2010, @02:28PM (#353733)
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