posted by davidt on Monday June 21 2004, @11:00AM
MyMelody writes:

There is a section on the entertainment page of the News Of The World (with Rav and Polly) called 'Pssst' where they basically slag someone off and avoid being sued by not using their name. See if you can guess who this is about...

"Pssst...
This dour singer has convinced the world he's gay, but a female music journalist tells a very different story... and it involves a hairbrush. What a charming man."

Obviously it's hilarious, but also quite offensive. If you'd like to contact Rav or Polly their number is 0207 782 4444 and their email is [email protected]

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mick ransommich writes:

There is an unsavoury comment on page 16 of this 'Newspaper' today.
It appears in a column put together by 'Rav & Polly'...

I don't need to spell out to whom this childish and tasteless comment is referring to, suffice to say that this article is yet another example of the direction in which British journalism is heading.

A bit of advice for Rav & Polly... The only people you are really hurting are your families. You know how much they really wanted you to be good people. It's never too late to do the decent thing...get a life.

VIVA MOZ

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  • I have to say this is the most amusing story yet! True or not, I wonder who used the hairbrush? The lady or moz? I really can't stop laughing at myself right now!
    Bigmouth Struck <reversethis-{moc ... } {noissesbOdaM}> -- Monday June 21 2004, @11:45AM (#111781)
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    That was very cheesy of me...
  • I have stuck said article to my fridge.
    MyMelody -- Monday June 21 2004, @12:20PM (#111787)
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    ...don't make fun of me later... cos I'm just lost...
  • Say what?
    Anonymous -- Monday June 21 2004, @12:25PM (#111789)
  • Well, that was just enough detail to make me think horrible thoughts....Though I'd rather confine them to the innocuous, mere hairbrushing category!

    Is that a typical entry for this column?
    jeane-jeane -- Monday June 21 2004, @12:26PM (#111790)
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  • Someone enlighten me. But be gentle!
    Nye Eve
    Anonymous -- Monday June 21 2004, @12:39PM (#111795)
  • ...not being talked about.

    Why these things get blown out of proportion is beyond me.
    Anonymous -- Monday June 21 2004, @02:50PM (#111808)
  • Almost bound to be rubbish, but who really cares either way. Does it matter?
    mspendl828 <[email protected]> -- Monday June 21 2004, @03:18PM (#111811)
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    I offered love and it was not required... what else can I do?
  • "
    The Mozzer 'hairbrush' story 'in the NOTW yesterday
    This sounds suspicioulsy like a very old story involving a blonde female journo who also worked for Mozzer when he was in the Smiths. She alledgedly got naked with him but he didnt really know what to do. The story goes that he inspected/poked around her "bits" with the arm of his glasses / or a hairbrush. And that was it"
    Anonymous -- Monday June 21 2004, @04:20PM (#111823)
  • The Rav & Polly thing is just silly... why get upset about it? Can Moz not be joked about?
    Patrick Doonan -- Monday June 21 2004, @07:07PM (#111834)
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  • Some more rumours from Popbitch...
    "Moz hairbrush story is either caitlin moran or miranda sawyer cos he's done it to both......and simon price....."
    "I was thinking Betty Page of Face/Record Mirror fame. Now whatever happened to her?"
    "Think Italian wine and you might be almost there...
    "Not Magenta Devine?"
    Anonymous -- Tuesday June 22 2004, @01:09AM (#111874)
  • My nan's eyes were boggling out of her head on reading that little snippet on Sunday morning. "Oooooh, I can't imagine Morrissey doing anything with a hairbrush!"

    My dad said, "I can't imagine Morrissey doing anything with another person".

    BTW my nan is the legend who, whilst watching Moz on the Jonathan Ross show, turned to me and wondered: "Do you think Morrissey's a bit of a depressive?"
    Anonymous -- Wednesday June 23 2004, @05:57AM (#112141)
    • Re:My nan by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday June 23 2004, @11:08AM
      • Re:My nan by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday June 23 2004, @02:04PM
  • Does anyone know why that section of news of the world continues to exist? Let me enlighten you... If you've ever seen Jack Dee's theory on why wicker baskets are still being made (bear with me on this one guys), he claims it is merely to keep the criminally insane busy. One person makes a basket, which gets taken into the next cell, where another person unravels it, and so on. That column, in much the same way, is to keep the crashing bores of Britain busy. One imbecile writes it, another imbecile reads it (and presumably gives a rat's arse). Don't forget this is also the column that insists on trading skirt inches for column inches with Jordan and that Jodie Marsh creature.

    Still it's a fantastic story... Should have been on the ten o'clock news ;-)
    charming lass -- Friday June 25 2004, @10:24AM (#112513)
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    this is the last song i will ever sing, oh no i've changed my mind again


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