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posted by
davidt
on Tuesday July 02 2002, @08:00AM
Marcus writes:
I spotted that old Moz sidekick Jake paying pool in an East End drinking establishment on Saturday. Despite the presence of his less than friendly looking chums I finally summoned up the guts to speak to the said suedehead. 'Jake?' I tentatively began. 'Yeah'? he responded. So it was him! At last I was on the brink, the cusp, the very precipice of being privy to some salacious juicy gossip on the Great Mancunian Hermit himself!!! I steeled myself . . . 'Seen Moz recently?' I enquired, affecting the air of studied indifference. 'Fuck off.' I froze. Had he really told me to fuck off? or was he just coughing? It was said as casually as on might blink or swot an annoying fly. I decided for my own safety to leave at this point when, adding insult to injury, one of his tattooed acquaintances branded me a 'fucking student' I left in a state of utter dejection. Not only had I failed in my quest for gossip but I had been publicly humiliated into the bargain. Later however, I was proudly telling my housemates that Jake had told me to fuck off! 'Er . . . Who's Jake?' they chorused.
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Great story! (Score:0)
How did you know it was him? Did he even
look at you as he said it?
forget about the bad feeling left... (Score:1)
(User #284 Info)
who?! (Score:0)
Some of you gay guys need to stop complaining! (Score:2, Interesting)
I completely agree! I find it funny how some homosexuals think they have the monopoly on being subject to abuse,they should try being Ginger( a red head for any charmingly naive cross-pond residents) AND Disabled! can you begin to imagine how shitty that can be? At least the powers that be acknowledge that homophobia's a problem, they don't give a toss about all the ginger abuse that goes off, which, despite many viewing it to be a pathetically melodramatic assertion, I'm adamant is a form of racism.
And then there's the whole disability angle. Most of you guys won't have even heard of my condition, Cerebral Palsy, so when you're up against ignorance like that you can't win,can you? Imagine the shit I got at school, all that and I still had to cope with two of my limbs not working properly! Christ, you poofters think you've got it bad, My heart bleeds purple wee wee for you, it really does!
Despite all this, I weathered the storm and I've come to love being disabled (Yes, seriously) and I'm working on loving my gingerness! (The other day I looked in the mirror and thought I actually looked quite handsome!) .
My disability adds a complexly wonderful dimension to my personality that other people often admire, and unlike some lesser fortunate disabled people, I have the added advantage of appearing to be perfectly 'normal' (Well, nowadays anyway, I've almost always been a wheelchair free zone and am quite sporty, etc).
To those of you that are bitter and resentful about being homosexual, maybe you need to take a bit of pride in your gayness, it's not something to be ashamed of.
(User #2003 Info)
Parent
You should be ashamed of yourself... (Score:1, Insightful)
-M.M.
duh (Score:2, Funny)
(User #36 Info)
Were you and he lovers Moz? (Score:0)
Jake (Score:3, Insightful)
I also personally believe he's the reason Moz looks so very happy and content in the 'The More you Ignore Me' vid. Didn't anyone else notice that?
Unfortunately, inevitably, it all went wrong. To all you pathetic homophobes, live with it. If you love Moz, you have to love every aspect of him. If not, piss off and buy an Oasis album.
(User #4363 Info)
homer sexual (Score:2, Interesting)
I would say that it's a perfectly valid question, seeing as The Man has never actually clarified his position.
It seems to me that the "Morrissey's gay" bunch think they're in the know and everyone else is either naive or homophobic, because there's absolutely no way an intelligent person could ever actually question whether Morrissey is gay.
For all I know, Morrissey may very well be as gay as the night is dark, but I think there's more than enough evidence to make a case for him being of another persuasion
(User #2843 Info)
We are not homophobes. (Score:0)
hmmm (Score:0)
Who cares? (Score:2, Insightful)
(User #267 Info)
ya..... (Score:0)
What year is this again? (Score:0)
Let's leave this peice of gossip back in the 90's where it belongs.
Image and Reality (Score:0)
Pasty white GAY English people telling people to Fuck off and acting all tough and gang like is infinitly more funny.
Whats next
The Pasty white English GAY parapelgic gang?
I can't believe Jake got away with saying that without getting a well deserved smack. Next time...
Has anyone noticed that for every person who says something about Moz's sexuality, there are 20 people going on about "how it doesn't matter to them and that it doesn't need to be discussed.....blah, blah,
Then shut the fuk up. Jeez. You'd think people who listen to Moz would understand irony. You'd think that, but you'd be horribly wrong.
Smooth. (Score:1, Funny)
Thanks Marcus (Score:1)
That some people here fail to understand the tongue-in-cheek nature of the story is no surprise...neither is it that the endless speculation about Moz' sexuality continues. Amazing that he has managed to keep it a mystery for close to 20 years now, considering how all those other 80's gay icons seem to have come out by now, and how many people stalk him and follow him around whenever they see him. Maybe he really is celibate?
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Everything you always wanted to know about Moz... (Score:1)
who is Moz HOTTEST Boyfriend, I would vote for Mike Stipe of REM over Jake Walters...
"Not if there is anything wrong with it" (Seinfeld show, copyrights...)
who is Moz UGLIEST enemy...
Obviously Robert Smith from Cure... BTW, I like Cure music Big Time, but Black Goth Rob Smith in black lipstick induced scary nightmares during my innocent childhood at 80s... :-)
who is Moz LEAST FAVOURITE gay icon?
Madonna, Moz called Material Girl's act "almost the organized prostitution" or something like that.
who is Moz MOST FAVOURITE houseguest?
Kato Kaelin or Chris from Amb Out, you decide... (Wicked Smile)
who is Moz WORST enemy...
Moz himself...
P.S. Sorry for repost...
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dude seemed kinda surprised... (Score:0, Troll)
Oh, and by the way Marcus, thanks alot for your story. It has inspired many half-witted e-mails like the one below:
Dear Orenthal,
Have you seen Ron and Nicole lately?
Sincerely,
Marcus
"fucking student"? That's too classic!
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No need to be so knowing (Score:0)
Damn Good Thrashing (Score:1)
1.Said Jake should be met without his mates and awarded a sound kicking.
2.All the homophobic tossers,mostly anonymous bravehearts,ditto.And I'm not gay.
3.What a bitter old queen the lovely Jake sounds.Playing pool does not a hard man maketh.
(User #4754 Info)
picture (Score:1)
(User #3695 Info)
bugging people (Score:0)
you should've asked something else (Score:0)
Then he would've said, "Huh? Fu[K off!"
Or, if you were gay yourself you could've approached him as a potential one night stand. HAHAH!
Holy Cow (Score:0)
Quickly David, please post a Moz-sighting at Pico Rivera Sports Arena to change the topic.
Yikes!
more emails (Score:1)
Seen Robert Smith lately? How bout Johnny Rogan?
--Marcus
Dear Evander Holyfield,
Seen Mike Tyson lately?
--Marcus
Dear Madonna,
Seen Courtney Love lately?
--Marcus the F'n Student
Notice to all clones: quit sending me these MARCUS emails. We get it.
(User #720 Info | http://www.jimrome.com/)
Moz's Sexuality? Ack! (Score:0)
I can't believe all you so called Moz fans still argue this after he wrote the song, "I can have both" :P Ever listen to the words? Ever see him sing it in concert? I was at a show, and he sang I can have both, he may as well been at the Toronto Gay Pride Festival.
He refused to come out 15 years ago, because well, let's be frank, he thought it would hurt his career. Honestly, Boy George never exactly cornered the hetero market did he :P People read whatever they want into Moz's lyrics, that's the joy of it. Whether he is gay or not shouldn't really be an issue. I'm not gay, but who gives a shite if I was? Same goes for the El Mozzer.
Lastly well, I used to wonder too (like in 86'), whether he was gay or not. One of these strange curiosities for a young boy I guess. My brother put it best. WHat did Morrissey ask for his birthday? 12 Sailors! Tehheee!
As for jake, I believe the story, why not. If you were shooting pool with your chums, would u want some kid waving the fact that you took the ole hershey plunge, prolly for the fact that ole steve bought him nice clothes and fancy dinners! His mates prolly kicked his ass afterwards. "haha, Jake did you have to blow Morrissey to get that 1oz pendant? :P " Snix.
Well I've ranted enough. You people take things too seriously, and I know I'll be severly ridiculed for this post. This is not anti-gay sentiment. If your gay, be proud. If your not, respect people, respect. We are all animals dudes, we all got needs. For most of us, our favourite singer likes men too. No shame in that. Just means he prolly gets laid twice as much as we do :P So cheers to him.
P.s- Like reported like 3 years ago, this album better not be f'in MEXICAN THEMED :P I'll burn my copy if it is :P
Peace, love, and Harmony.
Dave K, Plumbers Ass in Buffalo
Guts, No Glory (Score:0)
Jake On The Make (Score:0)