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Tuesday October 23, 07
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01:20 PM - General grump
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Listening to darling Rufus Wainwright's 'Going to a Town': pure opulence - something to soothe my state of workaday grumpiness.
I also tried entertaining myself by making a mix-tape of Rufus Wainwright’s bestest most prettiful songs for Mr Carpenter (he has kindly agreed to see Rufie live with me- hurrah!). This ended in failure: my neuroticism took over when I was writing the tape insert and I got a bit obsessive trying to make my handwriting as neat as possible; I wrote many versions and ruined the only passable one by going mad with a pink highlighter and an assortment of colourful pens. Then the songs didn’t actually all fit on the tape. Boo.
Let’s play a game! It’s called ‘WHO HATES THE WORLD THE MOST AND IS GOING TO HAVE THE BIGGEST TANTRUM?’, and basically, you moan a lot. Simple!
I'm sick of the fact that my friends have fucked off to uni and I'm left rotting in ignorance.
I’m sick of the fact that Morrissey is not real.
I’m sick of people’s inappropriate (and sometimes disconcerting!) questions:
- “Are you thinking of marrying Mr Carpenter?”
- Are you thinking of pissing off and minding your own business?! (That’s what I wanted to say- I didn’t actually say it, in case you were wondering. I may be an angry youth but I don’t actually explode at people like that.)
- “Oh, you’re left-handed?”
- “Mm-hmm”
- “Do you wank left-handed then?”
(To be honest, this one did kinda make me laugh. She caught me off guard a little though, and I’m a bit of a prude about things like that.)
Looks like I win. I'm tempted to stamp my foot in childish fury to seal the victory.
I recently made the mistake of asking a jolly fella that I work with what he thought of me:
“You swear and moan too much”
Can’t say I disagree, but he could have cushioned the blow a little...
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Hey, I'm the one who invented that game!
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Anonymous
-- Tuesday October 23 2007, @03:26PM
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Oh you ARE grumpy!
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Wildey, let's pull a Merry Poopin and fly to NYC, where we shall get pissed and sing gay songs in Times square for money! I'm grumpy too.
Grumblgrumblgrumblll.
So, you gonna marry that bloke, or what?