Northern Bird (4363)

Northern Bird
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I left the North, I travelled South.... Hello! lou, 30, living in North London with the luscious Rallen, but originally from the North West. A girl with a thorn in my side, my main loves are good food, fine wine, BDSM and cats. Semi-retired from Moz-solo, I check in occasionally to check the journals of good friends. Not drowning anymore...
Tuesday February 03, 04

Hey H

04:18 PM

Having read the girl Stella's entry I felt compelled to write this:

HANDS OFF KELIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!

She is mine, I saw her years ago when she did that I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW song but you were probably about 6 when that came out. Christ, I saw the video for Milkshake and nearly came. Oh my god. That arse! Those TITS! Her skin, her clothes, her attitude. I'd like to lick her all over.....

Hmmmm. There are 2 things dear reader that you might glean from the above:

1) I am RAMPANTLY horny, even though I've not 5 minutes ago finished having rather filthy violent sex

2) I am fucking obsessed with black women. Kelis is possibly the only fitter female than Beyonce, and oh my god what wouldn't I give for THAT sandwich!

A black girl who contacted me through a personals site texted me this weekend, still wanting to meet up. I replied telling her I'll let her know. How much weight do you reckon I can lose in 2 weeks?!

Oh dear, I'm now having vivid sexual fantasies about Julie Goodyear - I'd better go to bed before I end up trolling the streets.

Nighty night :o)

GDxxx

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  • I wasn't 6, you silly cow, I recall purchasing 'I hate you so much right now' for my mum's present on mother's day. so there.
    Stella the diver -- Tuesday February 03 2004, @05:11PM (#85699)
    (User #8170 Info | http://www.thehun.net/)
    but if you leave here, you leave me broken, shattered, I lie. We're just a crosshair, just a shot, then we can die.
  • I have already had at least two wanks over this story...the idea of this "sandwich" is driving me insane with lust. Please let me cum and watch!
    Anonymous -- Saturday February 07 2004, @08:36AM (#85916)


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