. . . perhaps*, but the Osbournes? Were they in the same dream?

*I say 'perhaps', what I actually mean is 'of course'. It goes without saying.

xx

Ken, I'd sympathize, but I have no idea what "ephemera" means, so can't.
I learnt yesterday thanks to "the fevered dalliance" that his ma is actually blonde. And stylish. So please no more allusions; this is getting vexing.
Me I had a dream last night without any ham in it but loads of sequences when I told people what to do and they refused to and it had, unsurprisingly, disastrous consequences. Could it have anything to do with you not answering your emails properly? I wonder.

I'm now off to pray for a boyfriend to come your way soon although if you spend more time with him than with me I'll have to kill him hurting him a lot, and to prepare my trip to the land of Asian Gangs, as in, Asia, Chinatown, Duck, Flu, Atrocious Premature Death, Eternal Nothingness, No More Morrissey Albums.

I might be able to organize a date with Jesse Tobias for you before, as I have many contacts.
I've got a feeling he's just the man for you Ken.I'm never wrong about these things, y'know.

What actually happened?

Did he tell you that he loved Wildey?