JacquesTheLad (3569)

JacquesTheLad
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I'm not the man you think I am...I am a poor freezingly cold soul...I have just discovered that prudence never pays. Now, we must wait for the right time
Tuesday April 08, 03

JacquesTheLad is not dead

10:36 AM

What buffoon would write such a thing?

Anyway, a lot has happened to me since I last posted. I got a girlfriend. Her name's Andrea, she's 27 years old, and she's from Italy. She doesn't speak any English, though, so the only way we can communicate is by touching each other. Get that sick thought out of your mind, you pervert!

Yes, Andrea truly is something else. She makes me feel special. Sadly, our time together is to come to a premature end, I think. You see, she received a letter the other day from the local authorities. She asked me to read it to her, but I couldn't bring myself to do so. The jist of it was that she will be deported back to Rimini within a couple of weeks. I told her that she's been entered in a prize draw for a luxury car. She kissed me.

In other news, it was good to see (the other) Jacques scoring a few points at the weekend. Could have, in fact would have, been better if the race hadn't been stopped prematurely, but what can one do? I ask thee, dear reader, but I expect no reply. Hopefully he'll be fired up for the next race, at Imola.

Who knows, maybe Andrea shall be able to watch him! Sigh...

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  • ..what can i say,italian girls are not like the others eheh.but what a strange name she's got..Andrea is for men in Italy!

    happy to read you again

    take care
    btg
    buck-toothed girl -- Tuesday April 08 2003, @11:16AM (#57749)
    (User #3170 Info)
    and all my hope is gone
  • That's quite possibly the funniest and saddest journal entry i've read.......

    Alot like life i guess...insane! *chin rubbing*
    that would make a great song that story,
    but just don't sell Craig David the rights.

    Right take care Jacques....say hello and er goodbye to Andrea for me, are you sure it's not her out of the Corrs calling your bluff? If so....she has sisters...i know that for a fact, so bear me in mind. Anyway, give her a wink/nod or whatever from me!
    sorry this is no laughing matter....i know!
    regards,
    Kes!
    FRED UP -- Tuesday April 08 2003, @12:47PM (#57755)
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  • 27 years old?? Oh, dear...she's robbing the cradle! HA, I can't say anything, tho. Chris is eight years younger than me and I'm completely in love with him! Well those women are extremely beautiful. Can't say I blame you...too bad about the letter, tho. Nice of you to cover it up like that!

    Hahahhaa!
    hand in glove -- Tuesday April 08 2003, @08:43PM (#57769)
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    "Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together" - Marilyn Monroe


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