THE RANDOM QUESTION SURVEY
001) What time are you starting this?: 02:42
002) Name?: Jacques
003) Date of birth?: October 8 1984
004) Sex?: No thanks
005) Height?: 5'6"
006) Eye color?: Deep blue
007) Weight?: 8 stone 9 lbs
008) Location?: My bedroom
009) Where were you born?: In a hospital
010) Have you ever failed a grade?: No
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?:
012) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes, Stephanie McIntosh
013) Do you have a bf/gf?: Don't be daft
014) If so, what is their name?:
015) How long have you been together?:
016) What are you wearing right now?: My work shirt, unbuttoned, with some comfortable "sweat pants", as Yanks would say
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: I wouldn't have sex at all
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: No
019) Are you a virgin? Yes
020) Do you smoke?: Nope
021) Do you drink?: Sparingly
022) Are you ghetto?: What, in the ghetto? Yes
023) Are you a player?: Of course, in every sense of the word
024) What are your favorite colors?: Red, Green and all in between
025) What is your favorite animal?: Tortoise
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: Not to my knowledge
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: No, I kick ass
028) Who are your best friends?: I don't have any friends
029) What's your sign? Libra
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone? Some people from uni, worryingly
031) Have you ever been slapped?: Yes
032) Do you get online a lot?: Not at all...
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: A bit of both. I can pick and choose.
034) Do you shower?: Yes
035) Do you hate university?: At times...
036) Do you have a social life?: No
037) How easily do you trust people?: Sporadically. Depends on the context
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: Yes, all the time
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: Yes. Well, probably not
040) Would you ever sky dive?: Yes. Without the parachute...
041) Do you like to dance?: Rhythm is a dancer tonight
068) Have you ever been out of state?: Hmmm...I'll say yes
069) Do you like to travel?: I suppose so
070) Have you ever been expelled from school?: No
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: No
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Yes
072) Are you spoiled?: Not enough
073) Are you a brat?: No, I'm a fully fledged picture of calm
074) Have you ever been dumped?: Too many times to know
075) Have you ever gotten high?: Yes, I once was up Niagara Falls
076) What's your favorite drink?: It changes. At the moment, Lucozade
077) Do you like Snapple?: I have no idea what Snapple is, or involves
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: Without knowing it, yes
079) What toothpaste do you use?: Whatever is bought
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Neither. I have a mobile phone
081) Do you have a curfew?: A self-imposed one, yes
082) Who do you look up to?: Almost everyone, seeing as I'm quite small
083) Are you a role model?: Almost certainly. If there were more people like me, the world would be a better place.
084) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: Once more, I have no idea what you're talking about. I have seen six flags, my favourite being the Maple Leaf.
085) What name brand do you wear the most? Hmmm...Nike, probably.
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: A ring which I never wear.
087) What do you have pierced?: Nothing
088) What do you want pierced?: See 087
089) Do you like taking pictures?: Well, some things have to be done
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: Yes. I'm photogenic, apparently
091) Do you have a tan?: I'm more tanned than Mortitia
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: Very
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: No
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: Mobile phone, not house phone
095) Do you have your own pool?: No. If I had one, it would be an ice rink
096) Do you have any siblings?: No
098) Have you ever been played?: In all contexts, yes
099) Hace you ever played someone?: In some contexts, yes
100) Do you get along with your parents?: Most normally
103) Have you ever run away?: No
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: No
105) Do you even have a job?: Yes
106) Do you daydream a lot?: "A lot" is an unspecific measure
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: More than currents, anyway
108) Do you run your mouth?: No...?!
109) What do you want a tattoo of?: Nothing
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: Nothing
111) What are your favorite flowers?: Daisies
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: Er...I couldn't possibly say
113) What does your most recent crush look like? : An Australian soap star
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: Yes, if it means what I think it does
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: Today? Yesterday? Who knows
116) Are you rude?: No. I'm very well-mannered
117) What was the last compliment you received?: Er...That I wrote good lyrics (ahem)
118) Do you like getting dirty?: In no way whatsoever
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: Innie, I suppose
120) Are you flexible?: My groins are as tight as a duck's arse
121) What is your heritage?: Scottish, as far as I'm aware. Although my name is American.
122) What is your lucky number?: 1
123) What does your hair look like right now?: In a quiff, the gel's been rubbed out
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: Possibly. I reckon I could go without eating vegetables as well, though
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: Two hours ago
126) Describe your looks?: Small, spotty, ugly, blue eyes, brown hair, smiley
127) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: Blond
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: Yes
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: Yes
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: Yesterday
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: October
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: It's a disgusting, degrading act
133) Have you ever given?: No
134) Have you ever recived? No
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Permanently
136) Do you have one now?: Yes
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 19
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: No
139) If yes, when was the last time?:
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: How would I know?
141) Do you cry a lot?: Every day, inside. The last time I cried was 1996
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: No
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: My penis. Wait, is that a limb?
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: Of course
145) Are you the romantic type?: Yes
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: No
147) What do you like most about your body?: It's sexy
148) What do you like least about your body?: Absolutely nothing
149) Who did you last hook up with?: Some girl that wasn't that nice looking
150) When was the last time you threw up?: I came close yesterday. But it was about one year ago
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Depends on the person, hair doesn't really matter to me (of course, they must have some...)
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: Black slip-on shoes
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: All the time
154) What about cleveage? Only when I'm going out
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: I wouldn't know. I haven't had sex with him, that's for sure
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: Yes. She's now dead, sadly
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: I am "fucked up"
158) What color are your underwear right now?: Black and white
159) What theme does your room have?: Very plain with a green carpet, and various posters
160) What size shoe do you wear? 7
161) What jewelry are you wearing now? My wooden cross, which I don't classify as jewellery, so why did I state it...
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: I don't have AIM
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: Hmmm...No, I'm not 13
164) How are you feeling right now?: Strange
165) When was the last time you were at a party? A house party? Last year
166)Have you ever given a lapdance?: No
167) What do you sleep in?: Whatever springs to mind
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: Yes
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: Not being a sheep
170) What is one of your good qualities?: I hold doors open for people
171) Would you marry for money?: No
172) What do you drive?: I don't
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: No
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: Well...I would say mama, seeing as daddy's gone
175) What's does your journal username mean?: Sigh, so many times...A play on words paying tribute to my favourite racing driver, Jacques Villeneuve
176) What's your favorite journal to read?: Either Mr_Biffo or Boy With The Thorn. But most probably my own
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: Primary school, primary 3, when I couldn't use scissors
178) Do you wear Chucks?: I have no idea. I'll say yes
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for playboy? I'd do it for a packet of sherbet lemons
180) What time are you finishing this?: 03:06