Yeah, Rosenborg will be hard, even though they've only taken one point from their two home games - maybe King Harald will come back and score against us? Who knows?

Anyway, it'll be a tough game on Sunday, even though they played about as good as Yoker Athletic last night. It's always tough at Ibrox (although we truly gubbed them last time), and I don't harbour much hope. However, if the Bhoys are on form, we could pull it off...And it truly will be three correct statements in the song "He's Bald, He's Fat..."

10 points should be enough to qualify. Juve at home will be tough, as will Porto away. Right enough, there's no easy games in the Champions League...

Anyhoo, how's things at St Andrew's? Did you see the camera crews there the other day? I can't wait to go to Uni - meeting new girls is almost looking to be as much fun as the amount of money I should make when I graduate (£22,500 per year to start with - are you kidding me?). Anyway, They Think It's All Over's coming on, so I best be off...Just a wee bit of light relief...