Had a few drinks the other night and was feeling naughty... Sounds silly now but I decided to see if i could get to the end of the garden and back without any clothes on... was around midnight... slipped my gear off, opened the back door, had a look round - seemed pretty quiet... made my run...

got to the end of the garden (30 secs, it's not far.)

At which point some fucker let a firework off nearby... the whole area was lit up like a musical. I hid behind a tree. Wondering if faces were now looking out of the surrounding windows. All rather nippy too... thought what the fuck... ran back...

All felt rather marvellous.

Give it a go yourself, gentle reader.