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To start with Oasis need to take some lesson from Morrissey on how to perform to a crowd.
We saw Oasis before Morrissey and I felt that I was about to fall asleep.
After pushing our way to front and very long sound check Moz came out, he seemed more hyped up than a week before when he played at the Enmore.
He had the sort of energy from the Live in Dallas dvd, the band as well were much more into it this time around, Boz seemed to be awake at least.
Good to see Moz had picked up some Aussie slan, such as Ripper.
The show was cut short by 2 tracks which were Crashing Bores and the A light that never goes out.
He finished with speedway which was a powerhouse finisher.
My Beautiful Girlfriend Shannon and I stayed back after show and waited around for a set list which Moz's security guy got for us.
It gets better!
Shannon's winning smile managed to get her and then me into Morrissey's dressing room, we got to meet all the band but no MOZ after his private meeting with Noel Gallager(spelling).
He was out of there, we managed to get the Bands Autographs but when Noel walked in the trailer Shannon asked him for his he just ingored her and was too good to talk to anyone in the trailer.
I got to speak to Alain Whyte he was the most down to earth out of all of them.
Seeing I was a male they weren't as interested in me.
Shannon asked them about a record deal? Only weeks away!
To any other Aussie interested they will come to Australia on the next tour.
Thank you Morrissey we'll get you next time.

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