When Morrissey dies, will you go to his funeral?

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  1. swift eclipse

    swift eclipse New Member

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    Of course, long live Moz.

    I was just wondering if anyone else has thought about this.

    Not that you would be allowed in, but you could attend the general site.

    I would want to pay my respects, but I personally wouldn't go.
     
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  2. cornelius blaze

    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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    Christ sake....are you serious?

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  3. Anonymous

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    terrible question, this site is worse every day
     
  4. EPbabe

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    I don't think fans would be welcome. Funerals are usually for family and close friends.
     
  5. swift eclipse

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  6. cornelius blaze

    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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  7. VivaLove

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    Wow, that's tasteless. Even for this site. But then again...
     
  8. swift eclipse

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    Maybe you're unfamiliar with Morrissey's body of work...ya know, friends messing around in a cemetery (or cemetry), feeling the soil falling over his head, the earth that wants him, moors murders, Krays, a girl drowning, bludgeoning in bed, bespattered remains, wishful beheading, etc.

    Moz clearly doesn't find the topic of death tasteless.

    His isn't off limits.
     
  9. SparkleBoy

    SparkleBoy worships Johnny Thunders

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    What is the next question to be posed on this site? Here ya go: Would you eat a Moz booger?
     
  10. swift eclipse

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    Now, that's tasteless. Or maybe tasty. Who knows?
     
  11. Dave2006

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    I think he has said he wants to be buried in a private cemetry (sic) in LA - so, none of us are invited

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  12. swift eclipse

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    Except maybe Julia. ;)
     
  13. VivaLove

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    I don't either, in fact I'd consider myself as quite macabre, but it's not really the question if he would find this topic tasteless or offensive. I do. Just the topic of Morrisseys death, though. Don't care much about other celebs, not that I wished them death but it wouldn't affect me greatly.

    But to answer the question adequately: I wouldn't go to his funeral. I'd wait until the dust has settled and then spend a lonely night by his grave, crying a river. And then probably kill myself. Just joking.
     
  14. Dave2006

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    But she isn't one of us is she? She's one of them.

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  15. SparkleBoy

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    I would sneak into the cemetery, pour a bottle of whiskey of the tombstone, piss onthe grass, and remember the good times we spent together. Then I'd leave a little brown memorial on top of his memorial. Just like I did with GG Allin's grave.
     
  16. Mozza220559

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    I'm chucking this one out as well yeah?

    Would you rather let Moz wee on your face or wank on your face?

    Even if he's not had a bath for like 2 days.

    Answers on a postcard.
     
  17. VivaLove

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    My postcard for you. From Japan.

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  19. Anonymous

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    Probably not. I'll be busy knitting something out of my bellybutton lint.
     
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