What's Everyone Reading At The Moment?

[realitybites]

Down and Out in Paris and London- George Orwell

I have that on my list of must reads. Chef Anthony Bourdain mentioned it in his last book "The Nasty Bits."
How is it, btw?

 

[HIM]

"is it me or is everything shit? (volume 2)" - steve lowe and alan mcarthur

and

"the body in society" - alexandra howson

 

[scottishlass]

"is it me or is everything shit? (volume 2)" - steve lowe and alan mcarthur

and

"the body in society" - alexandra howson

That somewhat suprises me, I thought you would be more of a razzle merchant!

 

[HIM]

That somewhat suprises me, I thought you would be more of a razzle merchant!

that's me, baby: somewhat surprising

 

[Bluebirds]

The book with no name- anonymous and

Naughty Lola- (London Review Of Books personal classified ads) featuring such wonderful items as:

They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist -- male, 46. (hence the title)

Shy, ugly man, fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle aged, flatulent and overweight, seeks the impossible.

Eager-to-please woman, 36, seeks domineering man to take advantage of her flagging confidence. Tell me I'm pretty, then watch me cling.


Bald, fat, short, and ugly male, 53, seeks short-sighted woman with tremendous sexual appetite.

Mature gentleman, 62, aged well, noble grey looks, fit and active, sound mind and unfazed by the fickle demands of modern society … Damn it, I have to pee again.

Unashamed triumphalist male for the past 46 years. Will I bore you? Probably. Do I care? Probably not.

Bastard. Complete and utter. Whatever you do, don't reply -- you'll only regret it.

I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out, and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32. Rarely produces winning metaphors.

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

Save it. Anything you've got to say can be said to my lawyer. But if you're not my ex-wife, why not write to box no. 5377? I enjoy vodka, canasta, evenings in, and cold, cold revenge.

To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

This ad may not be the best lonely heart in the world, nor its author the best-smelling. That's all I have to say. Man, 37.

My finger on the pulse of culture, my ear to the ground of philosophy, my hip in the medical waste bin of Glasgow Royal Infirmary. 14% plastic and counting -- geriatric brainiac and compulsive NHS malingering fool (M, 81), looking for richer, older sex-starved woman on the brink of death to exploit and ruin every replacement operation I've had since 1974. Box no. 7648 (quickly, the clock's ticking, and so is this pacemaker).

7 million is good for me. Most days though I plateau at around 3 million. Any advances? Man with low sperm count (35 -- that's my age) seeks woman in no hurry to see the zygotes divide.

Sinister-looking man with a face that only a mother would love: think of an ageing Portillo with a beard and you have my better-looking twin. Sweetie at heart, though. Nice conversation, great for dimly-lit romantic meals. Better in those Welsh villages where the electricity supply can't be guaranteed. Charitable women to 50 appreciated. Box no. 0364.

My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

Ads Placed by Women:

Blah blah, whatever. Indifferent woman. Go ahead and write. Box no. 3253. Like I care.

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tyres of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling -- I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 -- suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist'). Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

Love is strange -- wait 'til you see my feet. F, 34, wide-fitting Scholl's.

 

[Chartres]

Katarina de Medici - a biography by Leonie Frieda

 

[Wild Oscar]

Should read: Soviet leaders, or Bolshevik Revolution, not Russian Leaders or Russian Revolution. Slightly pedantic point I know but not to some.

Of course - how ignorant of me. I studied the revolution's failure during my first degree. I should have known better.

 

[Wild Oscar]

"is it me or is everything shit? (volume 2)" - steve lowe and alan mcarthur

Great title - makes you want to read it on that basis alone. How is it? Any good?

 

[Dave]

Naughty Lola- (London Review Of Books personal classified ads) featuring such wonderful items as:

They call me Naughty Lola. Run of the mill beardy physicist -- male, 46. (hence the title)


I like my women the way I like my kebab. Found by surprise after a drunken night out, and covered in too much tahini. Before long I'll have discarded you on the pavement of life, but until then you're the perfect complement to a perfect evening. Man, 32. Rarely produces winning metaphors.

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, inherited wealth.

To some, I am a world of temptation. To others, I'm just another cross-dressing pharmacist. Male, 41.

My finger on the pulse of culture, my ear to the ground of philosophy, my hip in the medical waste bin of Glasgow Royal Infirmary. 14% plastic and counting -- geriatric brainiac and compulsive NHS malingering fool (M, 81), looking for richer, older sex-starved woman on the brink of death to exploit and ruin every replacement operation I've had since 1974. Box no. 7648 (quickly, the clock's ticking, and so is this pacemaker).

My other car is a bike. Eco-friendly bio-diverse M (29). Smells a bit like soil and eats too much soup, but otherwise friendly (you're not seriously going to put that burger in your mouth, are you?).

You're a brunette, 6', long legs, 25-30, intelligent, articulate and drop-dead gorgeous. I, on the other hand, am 4'10", have the looks of Herve Villechaize and carry an odour of wheat. No returns and no refunds at box no. 3321.

Ads Placed by Women:

Blah blah, whatever. Indifferent woman. Go ahead and write. Box no. 3253. Like I care.

Your stars for today: A pretty Cancerian, 35, will cook you a lovely meal, caress your hair softly, then squeeze every damn penny from your adulterous bank account before slashing the tyres of your Beamer. Let that serve as a warning. Now then, risotto?

Attention male London Review of Books readers: 'Greetings, earthling -- I have come to infest your puny body with legions of my spawn' is no way to begin a reply. Female, 36 -- suspicious of any men declaring themselves to be in possession of a 'great sense of humor.'

I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist'). Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

Good stuff. I read a book called Dates from Hell that covered similar themes.

 

[Grim O'Grady]

Spike & Co. by Graham McCann

good but not brilliant so far, I'm up to pg 252, so just over 1/2 way through it.

love

Grim

 

[lilybett]

Books about personality disorders

Let this be a lesson: never pick your modules after a glass or two of the good stuff

 

[HIM]

Great title - makes you want to read it on that basis alone. How is it? Any good?

it's an absolute beauty, sir, and no mistake (although i think vol.1 may be better).

it is very funny, indeed, and you should buy it.

 

[realitybites]

 

[Busy Clippers]

bump

 

[lilybett]

Franny and Zooey by JD Salinger, again

swoon

if i ever have kids, they're not being called maud and pubert anymore. franny and zooey.

 

[slum mum 1974]

I'm cheating, i am LISTENING to this on my ipod. scary stuff....but fascinating, can't wait to see the movie

 

[Poco Innocente]

Surprised by Joy - C.S. Lewis

 

[Kewpie]

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai.

This is one of the books I avoided in my teens...a typical Japanese Smiths fans' favourite book.

Dazai committed double suicide with his mistress in 1948.

 

[Busy Clippers]

No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai.

This is one of the books I avoided in my teens...a typical Japanese Smiths fans' favourite book.

Dazai committed double suicide with his mistress in 1948.

Why'd they do it?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Some people just want to die...