What happens if you get kicked in the balls?

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  1. My friend got slapped in the balls several times in his life and he's curious if he will stil be able to reproduce.

    Thanks

    -Chris:tears:
     
  2. nugz

    nugz SUPAHSTAR!

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    ummmmm

    back story please?
     
  3. If he really asked a question like that, then I hope that he won't.
     
  4. Hellie

    Hellie Lost

    Yes ofcourse he will silly.Humans are resilient.If he were say, a rugby player it would happen a lot.

    If he wants optimen sperm then he needs to be healthy,eat lots of veggie based protein;), no booze,no fags,cold showers,frozen peas on the nether regions nightly.And lastly don't go out with girls that kick him in the goolies.
     
  5. dunya

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    It hurts!

    Usually for a relativly short time, but, a mate of mine ended up in hospital having a ball removed because of the damage, :tears: so don't be shy of going to the Doctors'.

    Avoid getting into fights, and only kick as a very last resort.
     
  6. Kilt Uncle

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    Nice one..:)
     
  7. Ben Chill

    Ben Chill New Member

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    I used to smoke, drink too much alcohol, eat really bad food, avoid cold showers and rarely, if ever, get intimate with a frozen pea. Yet I have three strong, happy, healthy children.
    How's that for a kick in the balls?
     
  8. Hellie

    Hellie Lost


    Yes but that's becasue you're a stud!;)

    If you've got a low sperm count there's is stuff you can do.

    And you're right about people like you.My Great Grandmother lived to be ancient.She smoked like a chimney.Whereas someone else could passive smoke and get cancer.That's life.
     
  9. You must not have ever gotten kicked hard in the balls.
     
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