TTY: Warner UK - account not sanctioned by Morrissey

Warner UK - true-to-you.net
6 April 2016

A Smiths/Morrissey Google alerts/Twitter account has been opened by Warner UK. Morrissey would like to stress that this account has not been sanctioned by him and has no connection to him. Follow it at your peril.

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[Anonymous]

And there it is.

 

[countthree]

It's just another corporate account. I'm so sorry Uncleskinny, no new material in sight from The Smiths.

 

[Anonymous]

And there it is.

Based on 100%, here are the musical achievements of each member of the Smiths, since the group split:
Morrissey 95% - The Mozfather has released 10 acclaimed studio albums and numerous compilations. He has been described as "one of the greatest pop lyricists" and
"one of the most influential figures in the history of British pop".
Andy Rourke 3% - Taking advantage of Morrisseys kindness, Andy wrote music for the songs "Yes, I Am Blind", "Get Off The Stage" and "The Girl Least Likely To".
Johnny Marr 2% - Johnny gets 1 point for being a traveling sidekick and 1 point for his "solo career".
Mike Joyce 0% - While Mike has had no significant musical achievements, his physical appearance does serve as an excellent example of what Cro-Magnon man
looked like.

 

[ACTON]

Yawn. Pity Moz doesn't spend his time on pursuits more useful than denying everything and trying to tell everyone what to do all the time. I don't give a toss about any Twitter account. He should be digging up a concert or backstage footage of concerts or old footage from recording sessions etc for inclusion on a Moz bumper DVD with running time greater than 80 minutes.

 

[ninetimesfined]

Ok as expected but 'follow it at your peril'? Will doing so infect your hard drive with a massifve virus, or will one be hunted down by a crooked nosed LA lawyer?

 

[Anonymous]

My heart goes out to Morrissey. It must be hell dealing with both corporate and individual scrounges. All riding on his God given talent. Let alone the haters that exist here!

 

[ACTON]

Ok as expected but 'follow it at your peril'? Will doing so infect your hard drive with a massifve virus, or will one be hunted down by a crooked nosed LA lawyer?

Exactly. What a load of bollox. Next Moz will tell us he is a voodoo queen capable of cursing anyone following the tweets. Like 'The Ring'...... TV snaps on with grainy image of Moz crawling out of a well brandishing a wet plimsoll, followed by Boz who gets stuck.

 

[Anonymous]

Exactly. What a load of bollox. Next Moz will tell us he is a voodoo queen capable of cursing anyone following the tweets. Like 'The Ring'...... TV snaps on with grainy image of Moz crawling out of a well brandishing a wet plimsoll, followed by Boz who gets stuck.

 

[Anonymous]

All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.

OSCAR*WILDE,*The Picture of Dorian Gray

 

[Anonymous]

Poor Gary Barlow I bet he's gutted.

Hooray ! Hooray !

Benny-the-British -Butcher

 

[Simplysmiths]

Warner uk must be shitting themselves

Oh and why is morrissey bothered? He doesn't sign smiths stuff anymore and by all accounts didn't like being in the band

Yet again.....utter bollocks coming out of his mouth.

 

[Mr Delaney]

And there it is.

Not only that, but it's clear now (if it wasn't already) that our Moz has someone trawling this site because there's no way he could have known by himself. Unless he Googles for The Smiths every day to see what comes up.

 

[Anonymous]

Not only that, but it's clear now (if it wasn't already) that our Moz has someone trawling this site because there's no way he could have known by himself. Unless he Googles for The Smiths every day to see what comes up.

Erm... or someone told him?

 

[Uncleskinny]

Erm... or someone told him?

That's exactly what Mr. Delaney said. Brush up your comprehension skills.

 

[Calamine Lotion]

Based on 100%, here are the musical achievements of each member of the Smiths, since the group split:
Morrissey 95% - The Mozfather has released 10 acclaimed studio albums and numerous compilations. He has been described as "one of the greatest pop lyricists" and
"one of the most influential figures in the history of British pop".
Andy Rourke 3% - Taking advantage of Morrisseys kindness, Andy wrote music for the songs "Yes, I Am Blind", "Get Off The Stage" and "The Girl Least Likely To".
Johnny Marr 2% - Johnny gets 1 point for being a traveling sidekick and 1 point for his "solo career".
Mike Joyce 0% - While Mike has had no significant musical achievements, his physical appearance does serve as an excellent example of what Cro-Magnon man
looked like.

Andy Rourke wrote this?

 

[BrummieBoy]

Ok as expected but 'follow it at your peril'? Will doing so infect your hard drive with a massifve virus, or will one be hunted down by a crooked nosed LA lawyer?

Shouldn't that line be sent by fax?

 

[BrummieBoy]

All art is at once surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.

OSCAR*WILDE,*The Picture of Dorian Gray

All 'pop tarts' are at one surface and symbol. Those who go beneath the surface do so at their peril.

Morrissey is now just a Pop Tart that's been frazzled in the toaster. His sickly carb-laden dad rock with world music flourishes is consumed only by those recognised by their devotion to the sofa. Etc.

Anyone can do that Oscar crap.

 

[BrummieBoy]

Translation.

Morrissey sold his publishing and mechanical rights to The Smiths many years ago to pay legal costs in relation to his absurd attempt to deny Mike Joyce his rightful compensations. Or they were siezed by the courts in lieu of unpaid legal bills after he f***ed off to California to nurture his latest Victim Script. Thus, any further royalties from 'The Smiths' other than as a live reunion band will go towards paying for Morrissey's past delusional attempts to disguise his venal devotion to money, not Art. None of this diminishes the work of The Smiths as Morrissey was only 25% of that project. Marr is equally culpable but he fessed up so he got parole. The Smiths were just 2 hucksters on the make who didn't have any qualms about atttempting the financial rape of their collaborators who they deceitfully presented to the word media as part of a 'band' not just 'lawnmower parts'. One can only hope that an entire instrumental box set of The Smiths is made available at some stage so one can enjoy the music without the pathetic warblings of Trollissey. Etc.

 

[tyronepowebottom]

Based on 100%, here are the musical achievements of each member of the Smiths, since the group split:
Morrissey 95% - The Mozfather has released 10 acclaimed studio albums and numerous compilations. He has been described as "one of the greatest pop lyricists" and
"one of the most influential figures in the history of British pop".
Andy Rourke 3% - Taking advantage of Morrisseys kindness, Andy wrote music for the songs "Yes, I Am Blind", "Get Off The Stage" and "The Girl Least Likely To".
Johnny Marr 2% - Johnny gets 1 point for being a traveling sidekick and 1 point for his "solo career".
Mike Joyce 0% - While Mike has had no significant musical achievements, his physical appearance does serve as an excellent example of what Cro-Magnon man
looked like.

ugh such an stupid comment