The "Woah, that's some crazy shit" Thread

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  1. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Okay. I could've put this in my symbolic thread but I think it's really interesting and I wonder if it can generate at least SOME conversation since we were sort of a part of it. Think of this idea as "A Happening." Except without the smelly beatniks.

    So think of "Solo" as the modern day Solomon's Temple where spirits come to dance. In a way. Don;t think too hard about that part, but just hold it in your brain for a second.

    Okay, now I suspect this kind of stuff goes on ALL THE TIME in Morrissey's weird world, but I've picked up a few clues Nico-style (I'll be your mirror, except I'm reflecting your work.) that points to Morrissey playing Dr. Anubis and escorting the soul of Dick Clark to the other side of the Nile, or the After World.

    I know, I know, fucking crazy, but listen.

    So Dick Clark dies, and he;s kind of a big deal in the world of "the Muse", something we know Morrissey at least cosmically is VERY interested in. And in real like too I think. So Dick Clark was this normal nice guy who hosted American Bandstand then went on to host the $25,000 PYRAMID and New Years Eve Celebrations where the world turns over a new leaf, very Egyptian stuff. So let;s say Dick Clark's spirit is REALLY old, and it either wants to be set free, or it wants to come back and be born again into our world in a different body. So the other day OUT OF NOWHERE, Scarlet Ibis (google that bird in relation to the nile) logs on here and staunchly defends Andy Rourke. THen all these Anonymous people, (think of them as ghosts) log on and defend Andy too and people keep saying Andy Rourke over and over and over. That;s a tip off, repetition. So Andy Rourke's initials are AR. AR backwards is RA. Scarlet Ibis's signature is "Chicken of D.C." Now it;s that because she lives in Washington DC, I know that. But what if the MASTERPLAN is that The Chicken of DICK CLARK who was trying to cross not the road, but The NILE to the afterlife was pleading to RA, the Sun God that he is worthy and has done his work here? We were picking up on the dead spirit of Dick Clark talking to Ra. Then Morrissey goes on stage with his semi-cloaked band and FEELS the music which olens the door to allow him passage to the other side?

    See a resemblance anyone? :straightface:

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    The Walker Bros are twins, right? They count as one. Morrissey is Osiris with the bowling pin on his head, Boz in the black dress like Hathor, the ankhs are literally the music they make...

    I dunno, just thinking outside the box here. Why Ra is taking his show on the road in Japan I'm not sure, I guess there's a big ol Sun on the flag, but actually, I think ALL of Morrissey;s shows since the Hacienda have been versions of this, helping souls pass to the other side, in ADDITION to amazing music.

    Kinda cool though if you try not to think to technically about it all.

    In other news my mom went to the doctor today and I took a pic of her and there was a poster of intestines on the wall and she said of the pick "I look dead" but it looks like she on the mummy table, it's so cool. Then on the way home she said randomly, 'I feel so free.". She said it because she didn;t have to go to work, but maybe she was mirroring Dick Clark? :squiffy: Like it worked?
     
  2. Anonymous

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    You're no lindsey1151.
     
  3. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    No. But my theory might explain her fascination with eyes. There seems ot be a push for all-seeing on here lately.

    I realize I'm bordering on sounding like that crazy blue rose guy, but this is different. I don't think Morrissey knows or is actively participating in being Egyptianey. I'm not saying that he doesn;t have free will and that Ra is running his whole show, I'm just saying he is different because Ra has chosen him to communicate more directly.

    So far this is the only image from Hiroshima of the concert. Even the photographers are under a spell (or just asleep I guess :p) and holding back what few images do come from the concerts in Japan. But look at it. :squiffy:

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    It's most likey the pyramids of Khafre and Menkaure from Giza. I'd say Khufu but they played Fukuoka (this is where the language of the birds comes in handy, Fuku is a spoonerism of Khufu, the oka or "waca" part alludes to being "awake" I think) the night before, this is like a "free the souls tour."

    I'm just throwing these theories out there, I'm not saying it is concretely reality and the way it is. But there are a lot of indicators.

    Having said all this I promise you I am normal and not crazy, I just go about thinking differently. :o
     
  4. billy scissors

    billy scissors a bit fond

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    I just think you've got a bit too much time on your hands.
     
  5. Anonymous

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    Rather than sounding crazy, you sound more like somebody who wants to sound crazy. Less is more.
     
  6. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Yeah I really should quit all this crap and just go get a job.

    Less is more? Am I using too many words to explain it? I mean I could've just gone on the main page today, isolated this photo and said, "It's Giza!" But nobody would get the context of why I'm drawing that conclusion. I sort of established yesterday that the band was a procession of different faces of Osiris and Isis open the door for the souls, the Giza reference would be lost without first pointing that out.
     
  7. DAVIE

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    Crystal, are you bored, my dear? :)
     
  8. Anonymous

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    "Sort of", indeed.
     
  9. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Out of my mind. :straightface:

    I think I'm going to pull weeds today. And that's not a metaphor for sitting around getting high and thinking this shit up, I don't smoke and there's literally weeds that need to be pulled. :p If Ra wants to descend his holy all knowingness on me today, he;s going to have to work with dandelions and gardening gloves.

    Crap. I listen to music when I work in the yard. There's no escaping Him. It's like the Boss that won't go away. See, that;s what's awesome about working RETAIL. You go home and work stays at work. But this business of talking to God is pervasive. AND the pay is shit. No dental insurance either. :D
     
  10. DAVIE

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    I work in retail too! in a DIY shop :)
     
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    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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  12. Skylarker

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    I think you mislabeled the thread. I think you meant "Whoa, that's some GAY shit."

    Blame predictive text?
     
  13. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    I still don't think he's gay.
     
  14. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    I wrote it in 20 minutes because Big Bang Theory was on at 8 and I wanted to watch it. :D I might've skipped some contextual evidence and rushed my break down of the nature of "escorting souls."
     
  15. Skylarker

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    I don't think he's John Waters gay, but he ain't straight.
     
  16. nothappynotsad

    nothappynotsad Blue balls in the heart.

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  17. nothappynotsad

    nothappynotsad Blue balls in the heart.

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    Look where his hands are, after all.
     
  18. Media Whore

    Media Whore Nowhere. Everywhere.

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    What would make anyone think Morrissey was gay? Just because he has sex and lives with men? Pfft. Ludicrous and fanciful!
     
  19. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    He has sex and lives with men?
     
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