haha, always nice to have a bit of a laugh at someone else's expense.
i find the caesar a fine alternative to the bearded well-combed hipsterdom round here.
and as for the crackhead bit, i bet you were kneeled in the groin and immersed a baby's head, too, eh?
It's about the attitude, and i find a lot of the intellectual sideways glance on things ias with the smiths in them, too.
hence the smiths shirt of the wobbly one,
cheers.