CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I don't think blow jobs count as sex.
Religious Fact
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Dave
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of course it's all semantics. You would have to define sex.
Zelda Zonk
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Bill Clinton is extremely fanciable.
Godlovesugly
Vintage Member
It's not intercourse no, but it is a sexual act.
I find it less disgusting than sex in the missionary position, grotesque freak of nature shit that it is.
I find it less disgusting than sex in the missionary position, grotesque freak of nature shit that it is.
Worm
Taste the diffidence
I've had a few that qualify as religious experiences.
Of course, I can say that about seven inch singles and certain breakfast cereals, too.
bored
not bitter but bored
Depends on the religion.
I do believe that the bible says that any spilling of the seed not intended for procreation is a bad thing.
So oral sex on a woman is ok.
Oral sex on a man is ok as long as he doesn't ejaculate.
Is that right, anyone?
Worm
Taste the diffidence
bored
not bitter but bored
"OK"? Are you saying the Bible condones torture?
The bible terrorizes the mind of the believers.. why wouldn't they condone that kind of torture as well?
AllYouNeedIsMoz
Queen Bee
No, actually it doesn't. The sin of Onan had little to do with "spilling seed" and a whole lot to do with disobeying a very specific rule God had set out.
Yeah, I'm really terrorized every time I read the Psalms. Cowering in fear. /sarcasm.
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Whether is fellatio or cunnilingus, they're both OK (sinless) as long as no one entertains impure thoughts and no pleasure is derived from the act. AKA it is a sin. According to Catholicism that is.
Whether is fellatio or cunnilingus, they're both OK (sinless) as long as no one entertains impure thoughts and no pleasure is derived from the act. AKA it is a sin. According to Catholicism that is.
I like the precision and certainty in this statement.
It's interesting how religious people say things like these as if they were facts and make it sound like they got clear rules and instructions from some superior invisible being
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Whether is fellatio or cunnilingus, they're both OK (sinless) as long as no one entertains impure thoughts and no pleasure is derived from the act. AKA it is a sin. According to Catholicism that is.
I feel so sorry for you.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I like the precision and certainty in this statement.
It's interesting how religious people say things like these as if they were facts and make it sound like they got clear rules and instructions from some superior invisible being
That's true. I'm sure any true God would say that pre-marital sex when exchanged with love and compassion trumps rape which under the current guidelines if procreation resulted is not a sin. THe same can be said for same sex union. THere's some wonky laws transcribed perhaps by confused prophets who didn't have the resources to understand the rules but not to worry, jayzuz is gonna come down here and straighten all that out for us.
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Pshh feel sorry for yourself. I get head all the time. I was just saying what Catholics believe. Geez.
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That's true. I'm sure any true God would say that pre-marital sex when exchanged with love and compassion trumps rape which under the current guidelines if procreation resulted is not a sin. THe same can be said for same sex union. THere's some wonky laws transcribed perhaps by confused prophets who didn't have the resources to understand the rules but not to worry, jayzuz is gonna come down here and straighten all that out for us.
Actually, "jayzuz" did clear it up. Matt 5:28 "But I say to you, everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
nugz
SUPAHSTAR!
Pshh feel sorry for yourself. I get head all the time. I was just saying what Catholics believe. Geez.
but you're a Catholic. so you pick and chose what rules you wanna follow? tsk tsk.
Hellie
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Saying im Catholic doesnt make me a saint. a lot of the shit i do is wrong. Im human. Sue me.
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