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It's just been on the 24 hour news channel that Pete Burns out of dead or alive has died in a bungled burglary.
The singer, who once appeared on stage with Morrissey & the Smiths, attempted to clamber through Jimmy Tarbucks cellar window, while wearing what can only be described as women's clothes.
Apparently, he got his gusset caught on a rusty nail & plunged 3 feet into Mr Tarbuck's rusty razor blade collection, severing an artery & dying at the scene.
Can I be amongst those presently offering their sincerest condolences to Bruce Forsyth, whose game of golf with Mr. Tarbuck has had to be postponed until tomorrow morning.
Allegedly, Morrissey's recent decision to release You Are The Quarry again, without any new tracks on it, has made Pete spin right round, like a record, in his grave. Right round.
The singer, who once appeared on stage with Morrissey & the Smiths, attempted to clamber through Jimmy Tarbucks cellar window, while wearing what can only be described as women's clothes.
Apparently, he got his gusset caught on a rusty nail & plunged 3 feet into Mr Tarbuck's rusty razor blade collection, severing an artery & dying at the scene.
Can I be amongst those presently offering their sincerest condolences to Bruce Forsyth, whose game of golf with Mr. Tarbuck has had to be postponed until tomorrow morning.
Allegedly, Morrissey's recent decision to release You Are The Quarry again, without any new tracks on it, has made Pete spin right round, like a record, in his grave. Right round.