CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
It was a trick.
I was working for a post production team that was videoing a dance festival. On the final night there was a ginormous banquet:
The five of us were told that we could eat at a particular table but that we'd only be served Greek salad and bread and butter. We worked all day without eating and were famished, it tasted so good and we inhaled the food with pitchers of iced tea and water, iceberg lettuce, feta, olives, dressing. It was so delicious. Then out of nowhere the same waiter that told us she could not give us the dinner portion because it was not prepared yet showed up with five dinner servings and set them in front of us. The plate was made and served to me. I couldn't turn it away. I'm sorry. It was vegetables, mashed potatos and brisket of beef. I had a crushing feeling in my body all night and if it's any consolation despite the fact I ate it mindfully, Sea Brisket tasted terrible. But I did it so you wouldn't have to and I was supposed consumate some stupid "meating" and there it was. So I'm sorry. I'll go to whole foods and get one of those cleanse things tomorrow. If I'd known we were going to be served something, I would've requested a veggie plate, but she sprung it on us. I am sorry.
I was working for a post production team that was videoing a dance festival. On the final night there was a ginormous banquet:
The five of us were told that we could eat at a particular table but that we'd only be served Greek salad and bread and butter. We worked all day without eating and were famished, it tasted so good and we inhaled the food with pitchers of iced tea and water, iceberg lettuce, feta, olives, dressing. It was so delicious. Then out of nowhere the same waiter that told us she could not give us the dinner portion because it was not prepared yet showed up with five dinner servings and set them in front of us. The plate was made and served to me. I couldn't turn it away. I'm sorry. It was vegetables, mashed potatos and brisket of beef. I had a crushing feeling in my body all night and if it's any consolation despite the fact I ate it mindfully, Sea Brisket tasted terrible. But I did it so you wouldn't have to and I was supposed consumate some stupid "meating" and there it was. So I'm sorry. I'll go to whole foods and get one of those cleanse things tomorrow. If I'd known we were going to be served something, I would've requested a veggie plate, but she sprung it on us. I am sorry.