Madonna was "bush" friendly in 1979

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  1. The Seeker of Good Songs

    The Seeker of Good Songs Active Member

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    "It's hard to believe, but once upon a time, Madonna was actually hot. Hairy, but hot. Ok, very hairy. The year was 1979, and these Madonna nude photos were taken when she was a model, before becoming the international Pop star, and scary looking old man we know today. Apparently, it was also before the invention of the razor. And now, the nude Madonna photo above, which leaves nothing to the imagination (except what's under that rug) will be auctioned off at Christie's Auction House for an expected $10,000 - $15,000. Now that's a lot of money for a hairy pussy... cat."

    from: http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/madonna/madonna-nude-photo-up-for-auction-004324

    http://egotastic.com/image?path=090...pg&info=Early Madonna Nude Pictures from 1979

    (links NSFW)
     
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  3. Cassius

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    Some things never change.

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    No surprise she got where she is by being a slag.
     
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    I dunno if I should click those links or not. my eyesight is very precious to me.
     
  6. nugz

    nugz SUPAHSTAR!

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    you know you want to.

    the second link. thats all you need. muahaha
     
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    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    I guess I'm not as hairy as I thought. Huh.

    Thank you Madonna for boosting my confidence in the game of Sasquatch Lady.
     
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    Now I know where the phrase "Close your legs, I don't like your hairstyle" came from.
     
  10. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    Seriously. It looks like it's teased out and styled. She sure has beautiful breasts though.
     
  11. nugz

    nugz SUPAHSTAR!

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    hahahaha

    i was thinkin that too
     
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    Chi-chi-chi-chia!! :D
     
  13. Cassius

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    BWAH HA HA!

    The pit hair is icing on the cake.
     
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    nugz SUPAHSTAR!

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    her vagina looks like Don King's head
     
  15. Cassius

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    You know what? I couldn't even find her vagina. All I saw was velcro. No puss.
     
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    his bowtie looks like my blankey when i was 4
     
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  20. Who cares? Back when these were taken, everyone sported more hair than anyone does now. Many guys had mustaches; a few nipple hairs or a whole taiga in her crotch wouldn't have even registered to a guy eating her out.

    I'd have hit it.
     
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