I need an excuse

[sweet and tender hooligan]

.....

 

[oye terence]

I really don't want to do something tomorrow and i'm trying to think of a good excuse to not go to it? Can anyone help me?

I have to dress half naked for a march and i really don't feel comfortable doing it.

Any help?

oh i can help.

i am the master of excuses for getting out of things.

 

[Dow Jones]

Just don't go, and then pretend like you forgot. That's what I do.

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Tell them that you've become a Nazi over-night and that you want to destroy everything and that you wouldn't waste your time with a bunch of pussy-whipped commies.

It works for me..

 

[oye terence]

Just don't go, and then pretend like you forgot. That's what I do.

that is one of my faves.

okay,other than not tellling the truth how about any of these?

pms
stomache bug
twisted your ankle
bad headache
have to help a family member out.
forgot.
have a hot date!
fear of a terrorist attack
are busy entertaining some jehovah's witnesses
catching up on big brother
its too windy out.
its too hot out
its too cold out
you are depressed.
too cloudy out
too sunny out.

 

[Dow Jones]

forgot.- they called me

Take it one step further and fake amnesia.

 

[SvartaSjael]

You're female, right? Pull the ultimate excuse.

 

[oye terence]

You're female, right? Pull the ultimate excuse.

oprah is on the t.v.?

 

[SvartaSjael]

oprah is on the t.v.?

I was thinking of something less painful.

 

[oye terence]

I was thinking of something less painful.

oh snap!

 

[SvartaSjael]

i this the bext optition. So simple and no questions asked.

Exactly. Good luck!

 

[oye terence]

i this the bext optition. So simple and no questions asked.

just remember i came up with it first,not the german.

 

[SvartaSjael]

just remember i came up with it first,not the german.

Butthurt

 

[oye terence]

I'll thank you as i get to hunt for a job tomorrow

oh good luck! any idea on what you will be looking for or seeking? i just got a part time "job" ,two days a week i will be a librarian.something to do so im not so bored all the time and i don't see it making me break a sweat.

 

[oye terence]

Butthurt

http://www.geocities.com/boritom1/butthurt.html

 

[SvartaSjael]

http://www.geocities.com/boritom1/butthurt.html

"or in some other way allowed it to give you an excuse for engaging in extreme, antisocial behaviour" This must mean you're "being butthurt" a lot

 

[oscillate wildly]

which sort of parade is this that you must be half nude to participate in?

 

[oye terence]

which sort of parade is this that you must be half nude to participate in?

good point osci
yes why is that?
and why did no one else ask this question?

i am upset with myself for not even asking.

 

[Kilt Uncle]

Tell them that there's a siege in your street and there's Mexican bandits running amok. And you have to stay in because you've discovered that during the night God spoke to you in a dream and you've learned that your task in this life is to stop them murdering some cute fluffy bunnies who are all orphans, and unless you call off the said fluffy bunnies will be dead orphans.

And the thing about women's problems, if my plan fails...

 

[Coiffeur_En_Flame]

It is an anti-fur march

Once again the sheer lunacy of the animal rights movement is given a public airing...

Man: "What are those half-naked people doing?"
Woman: "Gee, I dunno, but if there's one type of person I trust to change my opinion on matters political, it's a half-naked one!"




Coiff.