How I will celebrate July 4th

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2002 (read-only)' started by greasetea, Jul 4, 2002.

  1. greasetea

    greasetea Guest

    I will take one frying pan and smash an English person right between their beady eyes and then stick a fire cracker in their nose. While I whistle, "Dixie" and scarf down loads of beef jerky I will pee all over the unconscious bag of bones until he awakes.

    And then we he does..."Happy 4th Redcoat!" again I will smash him in the head with my frying pan once again. Then I will wear oversized sweatpants and a big sweatshirt that says, "N.Y. Yankees" and go to the mall and then go to a bar-b-q!

    Am I a fucking class act or what? And no you can not have a bite of my pork ribs or maw on my fried okra...put another klan song on the radio!
     
  2. deep end

    deep end Guest

    Re: Inbred's 4th

    Perhaps putting your head under a running lawnmower would be more useful.
     
  3. justtired

    justtired Guest

    Re: How to go to prison/mental institution 101

    > I will take one frying pan and smash an English person right between their
    > beady eyes and then stick a fire cracker in their nose. While I whistle,
    > "Dixie" and scarf down loads of beef jerky I will pee all over

    Then go to the nearest police station and turn yourself in
     
  4. Yeah Alain

    Yeah Alain Guest

    > I will take one frying pan and smash an English person right between their
    > beady eyes and then stick a fire cracker in their nose. While I whistle,
    > "Dixie" and scarf down loads of beef jerky I will pee all over
    > the unconscious bag of bones until he awakes.

    > And then we he does..."Happy 4th Redcoat!" again I will smash
    > him in the head with my frying pan once again. Then I will wear oversized
    > sweatpants and a big sweatshirt that says, "N.Y. Yankees" and go
    > to the mall and then go to a bar-b-q!

    > Am I a fucking class act or what? And no you can not have a bite of my
    > pork ribs or maw on my fried okra...put another klan song on the radio!
    when you smash people with your frying pan do you use T-Fal or Farberware or another brand?
     
  5. USA ! USA ! USA !

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
     
  6. Not if old binny and the talaban have anything to do with it!
     
  7. Billy Budd

    Billy Budd Guest

    Re: Ah patriotism the final resting place of the scoundrel.
     
  8. Re: How I will celebrate July 4th - a message for Greasetea

    > Am I a fucking class act or what? And no you can not have a bite of my
    > pork ribs or maw on my fried okra...put another klan song on the radio!

    It amazes me you ever won over people on this board.. I remember you met the impressionable Mimi and she seemed to tolearte you and find your aggressive posturing, racism, and inane wibblings entertaining.. It was always a sad impression about her (who is apparently a largely intelligent girl) that she could make a misjudgement to aline themselves with you, who is everything she should hate. You are a racist, an inane idiot, whether you are joking or not, there is always real smoke from your fire.. The world has no room for racist intolerant bigots like yourself.

    Whether you are serious or not is not the question. You can hide behind the joke for only so long, and then the real you shows out. You f*cking idiot, happily, there's a queue of genuinally funny and erudite people on this board who would put you 6ft under intellectually anytime..
     
  9. Re: USA ! USA ! USA !

    mongrols!

    > HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
     
  10. Re: USA ! USA ! USA !

    > mongrols!

    Crikey! You cant even spell it....
    Those "mongrels" have saved your sorry Limey arses not once ,but twice!
     
  11. Stars and shites!

    Your not American,The real Americans are the RED INDIANS.

    Your either British,European,Nordic,Slavic,African,Latin,Asian etc etc

    BUT YOUR NOT AMERICAN!!!

    Get your facts RIGHT!!

    The US only came into the war near the end.

    Britain STOOD ALONE for years.The US REFUSED to help Briatin for years.

    "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND"

    > Crikey! You cant even spell it....
    > Those "mongrels" have saved your sorry Limey arses not once ,but
    > twice!
     
  12. Drinky Winky

    Drinky Winky Guest

    Re: USA ! USA ! USA !

    > Crikey! You cant even spell it....
    > Those "mongrels" have saved your sorry Limey arses not once ,but
    > twice!

    Why is then that when you fat yanks are in the shit you always wanna send in the SAS and British Commandos in fight your dirty work. In the Gulf War, I think we had more troops killed by your friendly fire than we did by the ragheads......... Remember Vietnam? If the Brits would've been there it would've been over within a year.......

    Also, what's it like being an immigrant in your own country? The proper Americans are the Red Indians.
     
  13. Re: for Punchdrunk

    > Your not American,The real Americans are the RED INDIANS.

    If you want to get technical about it, fine. So you're not really British, the Neandrathals are the real Brits. Funny, you haven't evolved much since then.

    The term 'Indian' is not politically correct. They're Native Americans, NOT indians.

    > Your either British,European,Nordic,Slavic,African,Latin,Asian etc etc

    > BUT YOUR NOT AMERICAN!!!

    No, YOU'RE not American.

    > Get your facts RIGHT!!

    Indeed so, please do!

    > The US only came into the war near the end.

    > Britain STOOD ALONE for years.The US REFUSED to help Briatin for years.

    Britain stood alone so long because you are all a bunch of assholes!

    > "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND"

    In dreams, in dreams.
     
  14. Re: P.S. for Punchdrunk

    So your name is "Punchdrunk"....I guess one would have to be in a constant state of inebriation to deal with life in Britain.

    > If you want to get technical about it, fine. So you're not really British,
    > the Neandrathals are the real Brits. Funny, you haven't evolved much since
    > then.

    > The term 'Indian' is not politically correct. They're Native Americans,
    > NOT indians.

    > No, YOU'RE not American.

    > Indeed so, please do!

    > Britain stood alone so long because you are all a bunch of assholes!

    > In dreams, in dreams.
     
  15. Re: Stars and shites!

    > Your not American,The real Americans are the RED INDIANS.

    > Your either British,European,Nordic,Slavic,African,Latin,Asian etc etc

    > BUT YOUR NOT AMERICAN!!!

    > Get your facts RIGHT!!

    > The US only came into the war near the end.

    > Britain STOOD ALONE for years.The US REFUSED to help Briatin for years.

    > "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE AN ENGLAND"

    The END ??? stood alone??? refused help? Hmmmmm...Hey Fuckbrain. Ever heard of lend-lease? The Merchant marines? The American volunteer squadron? and how about the First World war we had to bail your sorry chalk-white arses out of???? Only the end of the war? lets see... Four years of direct involvement with thousands of dead Americans on D-day alone. Sir, you are the one with no facts!
     
  16. You know what, Punchie, you're a real prick.

    And it's Taliban, you pastey faced idiot!
     
  17. Re: A question for you, Barbarism...

    > It amazes me you ever won over people on this board.. I remember you met
    > the impressionable Mimi and she seemed to tolearte you and find your
    > aggressive posturing, racism, and inane wibblings entertaining.. It was
    > always a sad impression about her (who is apparently a largely intelligent
    > girl) that she could make a misjudgement to aline themselves with you, who
    > is everything she should hate. You are a racist, an inane idiot, whether
    > you are joking or not, there is always real smoke from your fire.. The
    > world has no room for racist intolerant bigots like yourself.

    By saying "the world has no room for...", aren't you yourself then acting racist and intolerant? Those words of yours sound awfully bigoted. What makes acting your way any better?

    > Whether you are serious or not is not the question. You can hide behind
    > the joke for only so long, and then the real you shows out.

    The REAL you (for anyone) couldn't possibly show out on this message board...this is the internet. You can be ANYBODY you want to on here. Unless hackers have developed a way to get inside your mind, I highly doubt anyone could ever figure out "the real you" through this forum.

    You f*cking
    > idiot, happily, there's a queue of genuinally funny and erudite people on
    > this board who would put you 6ft under intellectually anytime..

    Clearly you pay attention.
     
  18. Billy Budd

    Billy Budd Guest

    Re: A question for you, Barbarism...

    Oh I can't stand it when people raise that old cheastnut where if you don't allow freedom for people to speak their mind no matter how racists etc than you are as bad as them. Bollox round them up shoot 'em in the knee caps and kick 'em in the head. You know it makes sense.

    > By saying "the world has no room for...", aren't you yourself
    > then acting racist and intolerant? Those words of yours sound awfully
    > bigoted. What makes acting your way any better?

    > The REAL you (for anyone) couldn't possibly show out on this message
    > board...this is the internet. You can be ANYBODY you want to on here.
    > Unless hackers have developed a way to get inside your mind, I highly
    > doubt anyone could ever figure out "the real you" through this
    > forum.

    > You f*cking

    > Clearly you pay attention.
     
  19. Ruffian

    Ruffian Guest

    Re: A question for you, Barbarism...

    > By saying "the world has no room for...", aren't you yourself
    > then acting racist and intolerant? Those words of yours sound awfully
    > bigoted. What makes acting your way any better?

    > The REAL you (for anyone) couldn't possibly show out on this message
    > board...this is the internet. You can be ANYBODY you want to on here.
    > Unless hackers have developed a way to get inside your mind, I highly
    > doubt anyone could ever figure out "the real you" through this
    > forum.

    > You f*cking

    > Clearly you pay attention.

    Well Barbarism makes a good point to a degree. How much can you get away with by not qualifying anything before the amgiguity starts to bite back. Morrisseys stance on sexuality and politics can be seen to sit on the same flimsy ground! Not that I really care of course (well, about the sexuality)!

    And I, as Ruffian, am totally me, as, this is me talking as I do in real life.. *without the stupid jokes, drink and laughing* ask the people here who have met me.. I don't hide behind anything and will front anybody out if I feel I have a case to prove. Not from a PC screen for sure.

    PS, Billy B says it for me too in his response. If its wrong, its wrong. You can't hide behind words

    Andy (Ruffian)!
     
  20. US BS

    It's true you're a massive melting pot, makes me laugh that you're such a bunch of racist pricks. And yeah, they ARE Native Americans, CLUE IS IN THE TERM EH MATE????

    'Britain stood alone so long because you are all a bunch of assholes!'
    OOh excellent argument there! You lot came in at the end coz you're a pathetic bunch of TRIGGER HAPPY GLORY SEEKERS. In the Gulf War more of our soldiers were killed by you lot than Saddam's lot.

    I don't hate all Americans, honestly, there's just a majority who are painfully ignorance and arrogant and they need to be told.

    How can you be a British-hating Morrissey fan???? He is PROUD to be English, his lyrics and attitudes are hugely English. Where he lives now has no bearing on who he is as a person, he just fancied some sun. Remember where your hero is from son and give us some respect.

    GD

    > If you want to get technical about it, fine. So you're not really British,
    > the Neandrathals are the real Brits. Funny, you haven't evolved much since
    > then.

    > The term 'Indian' is not politically correct. They're Native Americans,
    > NOT indians.

    > No, YOU'RE not American.

    > Indeed so, please do!

    > Britain stood alone so long because you are all a bunch of assholes!

    > In dreams, in dreams.
     
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