How about a sensible debate? Cucumber sandwiches are soggy and tasteless

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2005 (read-only)' started by yoko onos bad impersonator, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. If that is posh, I'd rather sit on the lawns of the Croquet Torunament eating fake paste ones.

    If Mummy had served that up for tea, Daddy would have more than likely socked her in the eye and asked what happened to his wages.

    Common as cucumber.

    20p per tonne.

    Then again, the posh ones are tight arsed as we know.
     
  2. Betty Boo

    Betty Boo Guest

    Try SoaKing it in vineGar...

    Its brinGs out the flaVour..
     
  3. Re: Try SoaKing it in vineGar...

    > Its brinGs out the flaVour..

    Yes, I've heard of the miraculous nature of vinegar before.

    Drunk gallons...

    NOTHING!
     
  4. Betty Boo

    Betty Boo Guest

    Actually your righ t its prettY craP !
     
  5. Mozzersgirl

    Mozzersgirl Guest

    Re: Actually your righ t its prettY craP !

    I had a friend (remarkable, i know) who used to eat tomato sandwiches with tomato sauce. anyone ever tried such a thing?
     
  6. Betty Boo

    Betty Boo Guest

    I Used to eat cheeSe and tomato Sauce sandwicheS!
     
  7. Terry Wogan

    Terry Wogan Guest

    It's great for cleaning windows
     
  8. Mozzersgirl

    Mozzersgirl Guest

    My tipple is more in the crisp sandwich direction
     
  9. Betty Boo

    Betty Boo Guest

    SalaD cream sandwicheS any taKers?
     
  10. Terry Wogan

    Terry Wogan Guest

    I have a friend who eats pasta sandwiches. I can't watch,
     
  11. Mozzersgirl

    Mozzersgirl Guest

    Re: SalaD cream sandwicheS any taKers?

    can't say i've ever had the privilege, but i may just live dangerously tomorrow and try one. Being relatively new here, can i ask why you use capitals in intriguing places? ... ooh er.
     
  12. Betty Boo

    Betty Boo Guest

    ItS an haBit im findinG difficulT to shaKe...
     
  13. Mozzersgirl

    Mozzersgirl Guest

    Re: ItS an haBit im findinG difficulT to shaKe...

    well hey, if that's your only habit, it's a nice one. I think it marks you out as unique ... in a good way. You certainly seem popular round here anyway.
     
  14. Codreanu

    Codreanu Guest

    I'm.. wide to receive almost anything you'd care to give...

    I would rather mince one to squares and watch you savour every crumbling morsel I place lovingly at your lips...a crumple of silk napkin about your chin and a glass of warm burgundy in readiness.

    My hunger is in your delectation.
     
  15. Codreanu

    Codreanu Guest

    Oh, what unexampled pleasure...your shaking.
     
  16. Nick

    Nick Guest

    omg the cucumber sandwich is a jew invention

    i will never eat another one!!11
     
  17. Re: omg the cucumber sandwich is a jew invention

    > i will never eat another one!!11

    Thought as much.

    They're tight enough!

    HA HA HA...
     
  18. Nick

    Nick Guest

    Re: omg the cucumber sandwich is a jew invention

    > Thought as much.

    > They're tight enough!

    > HA HA HA...

    Cucumber sandwiches are tight?

    I mean, I obviously see the joke you're trying to make...cheap Jews, very original...but...cucumber sandwiches? Tight? I don't really see the connection.

    Also, when you have to write "Ha ha ha" to signify that you're telling a joke, well...that's usually a dead give-away that you aren't so funny.
     
  19. Re: omg the cucumber sandwich is a jew invention

    > Cucumber sandwiches are tight?

    > I mean, I obviously see the joke you're trying to make...cheap Jews, very
    > original...but...cucumber sandwiches? Tight? I don't really see the
    > connection.

    > Also, when you have to write "Ha ha ha" to signify that you're
    > telling a joke, well...that's usually a dead give-away that you aren't so
    > funny.

    Sorry Nick...Anyway I'm off to read the Koran...what page of the Tora? are you up to?

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....FUNNY...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....NOT VERY....HA HA HA....COULD I CARE LESS?????????????????
     
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