Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

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  1. oye terence

    oye terence ampersand after ampersand

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    A friend of mine told me this morning a funny tale about going out last night and returning home to his apartment and finding his room mate masturbating on the living room couch.

    he is actually off to ikea today to buy a new couch.:p

    so it had me thinking if anyone else has been caught or caught someone.

    I was caught in the act once by a girlfriend.:o:p
     
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  2. EPbabe

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    Ouch. :o

    My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath! :eek:
     
  3. Corrissey

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    In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles. :eek:
     
  4. Mr Smith

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Catch me once, shame on me.
    Catch me twice, shame on you.
     
  5. Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    :sick:
     
  6. oye terence

    oye terence ampersand after ampersand

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    eww.yea hthe same gf that caught me one time was walking to the bus stop and this guy kept driving by and she finally took a quick look and he was pleasuring himself,so gross.:sick:

    hahaha

    oh man.:sick::p
     
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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    I was only looking for directions...:p

    I told you that in CONFIDENCE!!!
     
  8. Corrissey

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    um yeah, time to drain the hot tub!


    I've caught my dh 'setting up' to before... :o
     
  9. PregnantForTheLastTime

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?


    What, setting out his bottle of lotion and hand towel?

    I haven't been caught doing that, but was once caught having something else done to me. There was no lock on that door...
     
  10. Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:
     
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  11. SvartaSjael

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    And I still don't quite believe that that's real.


    ETA: And I've never been caught doing anything.
     
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  12. I am a Ghost

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    [youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1DkuXBsHytE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1DkuXBsHytE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
     
  13. Kilt Uncle

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    I really felt for that woman...:tears:

    Give her a hug for fucks sake. Wash her first though..:p
     
  14. Corrissey

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    eh, no... at the computer, looking for just the right video...:o

    Sounds familiar. We were once caught by my father-in-law at their house (in my dh's old bed) um...I mean, I was caught doing something...:o we were dating at the time and even living together but my dh's Catholic Mom would not allow us to sleep together :rolleyes: so, in the morning I snuck into his room and um, got caught. His (Lutheran) dad was totally cool about it "Sorry!" left the room and said to us at breakfast (before my MIL was there) "I didn't see anything and I won't say anything." ~whew~ how embarassing. I just wanted to jump out of the bedroom window at the time...

    Is that supposed to be a shart or a period?
     
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  15. bikubesong

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    I hope I do. Sometime :o
     
  16. Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Which one--get caught, or catch someone?
     
  17. oye terence

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    yeah biki,which one?
     
  18. bikubesong

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    I find both quite sexy; as long as the other one's thinking the same as me:o
     
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    Good answer. :guitar:
     
  20. Corrissey

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    Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Both. Together.

    Course that's not really being caught in the act...
     
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