Guess The LP Track-listing

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2004 (read-only)' started by Dirk McNasty, Jan 13, 2004.

  1. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    If you're feeling bored, or easily amused, why not try to guess the new LP's track-listing. Here's my attempt. Even just from the song titles, it looks great!

    "Irish Blood, English Heart"
    "America Is Not The World"
    "Come Back To Camden"
    "I'm Not Sorry"
    "The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
    "The First Of The Gang To Die"
    "You Know I Couldn't Last"
    "I Like You"
    "The Never-Played Symphonies"
    "My Life Is A Series Of People Saying Goodbye"
    "It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small"

    The winner gets... a night-in with Bluenose.
     
  2. MBB321

    MBB321 Guest

    I've won it already

    > If you're feeling bored, or easily amused, why not try to guess the new
    > LP's track-listing. Here's my attempt. Even just from the song titles, it
    > looks great!

    > "Irish Blood, English Heart"
    > "America Is Not The World"
    > "Come Back To Camden"
    > "I'm Not Sorry"
    > "The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
    > "The First Of The Gang To Die"
    > "You Know I Couldn't Last"
    > "I Like You"
    > "The Never-Played Symphonies"
    > "My Life Is A Series Of People Saying Goodbye"
    > "It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small"

    > The winner gets... a night-in with Bluenose.
     
  3. Johnny

    Johnny Guest

    > If you're feeling bored, or easily amused, why not try to guess the new
    > LP's track-listing. Here's my attempt. Even just from the song titles, it
    > looks great!

    > "Irish Blood, English Heart"
    > "America Is Not The World"
    > "Come Back To Camden"
    > "I'm Not Sorry"
    > "The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
    > "The First Of The Gang To Die"
    > "You Know I Couldn't Last"
    > "I Like You"
    > "The Never-Played Symphonies"
    > "My Life Is A Series Of People Saying Goodbye"
    > "It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small"

    > The winner gets... a night-in with Bluenose.

    I don't want to enter the competition...just in case I win that date with Bluenose

    However,he better include,"Teenage Dad on His Estate".
    It's so nice of Morrissey to write a song all about ME
     
  4. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    The runners-up each win a whole weekend...

    > I don't want to enter the competition...just in case I win that date with
    > Bluenose
     
  5. Johnny

    Johnny Guest

    > The runners-up each win a whole weekend...

    Heh heh !! I like it
     
  6. > If you're feeling bored, or easily amused, why not try to guess the new
    > LP's track-listing. Here's my attempt. Even just from the song titles, it
    > looks great!

    > "I Like You"

    My apologies if this is already a known Morrissey original (I've not been keeping up) but if not, then I wonder if this is a cover of Phranc's song from her LP "Positively Phranc." I know she had opened for the Smiths a while back (or was it Moz solo?).
     
  7. Johnny

    Johnny Guest

    > My apologies if this is already a known Morrissey original (I've not been
    > keeping up) but if not, then I wonder if this is a cover of Phranc's song
    > from her LP "Positively Phranc." I know she had opened for the
    > Smiths a while back (or was it Moz solo?).

    She opened for Morrissey as a solo artist but this is not a cover of her song but a Moz original. Hope this helps.
     
  8. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > If you're feeling bored, or easily amused, why not try to guess the new
    > LP's track-listing. Here's my attempt. Even just from the song titles, it
    > looks great!

    > "Irish Blood, English Heart"
    > "America Is Not The World"
    > "Come Back To Camden"
    > "I'm Not Sorry"
    > "The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores"
    > "The First Of The Gang To Die"
    > "You Know I Couldn't Last"
    > "I Like You"
    > "The Never-Played Symphonies"
    > "My Life Is A Series Of People Saying Goodbye"
    > "It's Hard To Walk Tall When You're Small"

    > The winner gets... a night-in with Bluenose.

    For your cheek, you'll get to spend a busy weekend with me whether you win, lose or draw.

    I shall see that you will be tied up the whole time.
     
  9. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > I've won it already

    Yes, but you have yet to collect your prize
     
  10. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    Ahh, only in yer dreams. Or nightmares. I notice nobody has had the guts to actually enter my competition. I wonder what put them off...

    > For your cheek, you'll get to spend a busy weekend with me whether you
    > win, lose or draw.

    > I shall see that you will be tied up the whole time.
     
  11. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > Ahh, only in yer dreams. Or nightmares. I notice nobody has had the guts
    > to actually enter my competition. I wonder what put them off...

    Maybe the topic was a little too dull?

    MIAOW!
     
  12. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    You know, I never thought of THAT... although it could have something to do with the prize on offer...

    > Maybe the topic was a little too dull?

    > MIAOW!
    >
     
  13. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > You know, I never thought of THAT... although it could have something to
    > do with the prize on offer...

    What if your prize wasn't available? What would you offer as a substitute?
     
  14. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    Johnny, a tub of lard, and/or a copy of The Proclaimers second LP.

    > What if your prize wasn't available? What would you offer as a substitute?
     
  15. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > Johnny, a tub of lard, and/or a copy of The Proclaimers second LP.

    In that case, I am not at home to prize-winners.

    Although, I may change my mind seeing as you're the only entrant, which means you must be the winner...
     
  16. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    I knew there had to be a catch. Talk about digging your own grave...

    > Although, I may change my mind seeing as you're the only entrant, which
    > means you must be the winner...
     
  17. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > I knew there had to be a catch. Talk about digging your own grave...

    That'll teach you to involve me in your devilishly cheeky plans...
     
  18. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    Yes, indeed, I'm going to manfully withdraw now...

    > That'll teach you to involve me in your devilishly cheeky plans...
     
  19. Bluenose

    Bluenose Guest

    > Yes, indeed, I'm going to manfully withdraw now...

    I hadn't noticed you had inserted. Oh well...
     
  20. Dirk McNasty

    Dirk McNasty Guest

    It was a big pitch to fill...

    > I hadn't noticed you had inserted. Oh well...
     
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