disgruntled whingeing bum faced pillow

Discussion in 'General Discussion archive 2002 (read-only)' started by pillow, Oct 6, 2002.

  1. pillow

    pillow Guest

    i looked for

    morrissey the 23rd

    in the ''chat room''just now.

    not there.

    never mind.

    not to worry.

    ill now have a fun night arranging my underwear draw alphabetically.
    or perhaps according to fabric.
    crimplene to the left,
    and acrylic to the right.

    oh yeah, i forgot.
    tomorrow im going to hide in a bush in malahide
    and spring
    like a hairy bomb
    on the unsuspecting morrissey.
    [he has a house there]

    would anyone care to join me?
     
  2. mise me fein

    mise me fein Guest

    > i looked for

    > morrissey the 23rd

    > in the ''chat room''just now.

    > not there.

    > never mind.

    > not to worry.

    > ill now have a fun night arranging my underwear draw alphabetically.
    > or perhaps according to fabric.
    > crimplene to the left,
    > and acrylic to the right.

    > oh yeah, i forgot.
    > tomorrow im going to hide in a bush in malahide
    > and spring
    > like a hairy bomb
    > on the unsuspecting morrissey.
    > [he has a house there]

    > would anyone care to join me?

    he sold his house in malahide years ago!

    he lives in town now.
     
  3. details

    details Guest

    Does he? Where?

    Is it a flat or a house?
     
  4. mise me fein

    mise me fein Guest

    > Does he? Where?

    > Is it a flat or a house?

    a flat
     
  5. details

    details Guest

    > a flat

    What area of Dublin? I presume it must be a nice place.
     
  6. > What area of Dublin? I presume it must be a nice place.

    town, off stephen's green, i hear. i dont know exactly where and don't really desire to, leave the man in peace i say. i always hope i'll bump into him in town, i even wore my smiths tshirt into town last night.
     
  7. > What area of Dublin? I presume it must be a nice place.

    No it's a filthy, squalid boarding house mainly used by retired seadogs. Morrissey is said to stay in his small attic room, surviving on soda bread and
    red lemonade, and can be heard singing the back catalogue of Electronic in chronological order daily!
    He can be seen washing his smalls in the Liffey at midnight on Sundays and Wednesdays.
     
  8. > What area of Dublin? I presume it must be a nice place.

    town, off stephen's green, i hear. i dont know exactly where and don't really desire to, leave the man in peace i say. i always hope i'll bump into him in town, i even wore my smiths tshirt into town last night.
     
  9. Okay, your reply was MUCH better than mine.

    > town, off stephen's green, i hear. i dont know exactly where and don't
    > really desire to, leave the man in peace i say. i always hope i'll bump
    > into him in town, i even wore my smiths tshirt into town last night.
     
  10. Best time to find me in chat is late at night until the mid morning GMT.

    Good things come to those who wait.
     
  11. pillow

    pillow Guest

    > Best time to find me in chat is late at night until the mid morning GMT.

    > Good things come to those who wait.

    bejaysus!
    its YOU who should be looking for ME.
    ive got regular human sleeping hours to attend to.
    and i wouldnt miss them for ANYTHING.
     
  12. > bejaysus!
    > its YOU who should be looking for ME.
    > ive got regular human sleeping hours to attend to.
    > and i wouldnt miss them for ANYTHING.
     
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