America, I love you # 3 thread

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  1. cornelius blaze

    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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  3. Barking

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    :eek: Elvis Presley was an earwax licker?

    If only he had stuck to that :sick: habit instead of feasting on pizza and icescream mebbee he wouldn't have died alone and obese on a toilet seat like a sad old b*stard nobody loved...:tears:
     
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    ...When his good looks didn't work, Jimmy resorted to squinting to pull girlies.

    Not a lot of people know that on that fatal night, he was practising that essential sexy trick (probably to impress Pier again), and that's how Lil Besterd missed a turning.

    Now Jimmy, no offence, but that's a real stoopid way of dying...:mock:
     
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  6. therightone

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    Mr. Blaze (otherwise known as Mr. Nostalgia) the U.S. has love for you too!! :love:

    Have you checked us out lately...there are some new offerings dear...:p
     
  7. cornelius blaze

    cornelius blaze Boychild mustn't tremble!

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    oh she is lovely. But i prefer this Miss America. ;)
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    hi. yeah, i know i am stuck in my 50s & 60s trip:blushing:
     
  8. therightone

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    Come along...I am happy to show you around 2009 in the States. Even amidst all the crisis and bad news there are many interesting and exciting/entertaining things happening here....

    One thing is for sure here...we never really grow up...:)

    "Forget them, blaze. Forget them all. Come with me where you'll never, never have to worry about grown up things again."
     
  9. therightone

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    “There’s this mysterious thing called the past,” said Mr. Collins, on the phone Friday, “and the temptation is to tame it, to demystify it. That’s the underlying human motive for naming decades.”

    He thinks it will be take many years to name the ’00s because it will take many years to figure out what we feel that we lost during that period, and therefore what to feel sentimental or wistful about.

    “Nostalgia needs to brew for a while,” he says.
     
  10. anon x

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    Arse licker ! (oops,ASS licker ) :p
     
  11. Scarlet Ibis

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    Kelley low life in high heels

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    Scarlet Ibis The Chicken of D.C.

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    I only see one good thing here. :[
     
  15. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    On this one I gotta go with the original which is Cornelius Era.

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    It reads, "Just that kind of day that makes you feel good to be alive."
     
  16. The Cat's Mother

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    Don't be too sure:

    *discreet knock on rhinestone-encrusted toilet door*

    "Your earwax pizza, Mr Presley."

    "Uh-huh-huh? Thank you very much." *clutches chest and falls off loo*

    Ear wax colour and consistency is affected by racial origin. America probably has the full range of ear-wax types amongst its population. God bless America.
     
  17. Skinner

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    :lbf: Trey Parker - America, Fuck Yeah Lyrics :lbf:


    America...
    America...
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    Freedom is the only way yeah,
    Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
    America, FUCK YEAH!
    What you going to do when we come for you now,
    it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

    FUCK YEAH!

    McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
    Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
    The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
    Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
    NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
    Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
    The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
    Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

    FUCK YEAH!

    Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
    Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
    Porno, FUCK YEAH!
    Valium, FUCK YEAH!
    Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
    Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
    Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
    Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
    Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
    Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

    Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
    White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
    The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
    Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
    Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
    Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
    Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
    Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
    Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
    Republicans (republicans)
    (fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
    Sportsmanship
    Books
     
  18. CrystalGeezer

    CrystalGeezer My secret's my enzyme.

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    I'm of the opinion that America is steeped in fake reality show stardom, fast food, quick fixes and general embarrassment because it serves as the devil's playground during a "spiritually" delicate time. But once the devil says, "Okay fine, I lose." then things will slowly but surely go back to being more real, a standard similar to a better time but with modern conveniences. And we'll be use less fossil fuels. Good times ahead, not without bummerness along the way, but it'll get back to this:

     
  19. Skinner

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    its funny, I keep thinking of some of my favorite musical artists to list them as a "you're welcome from America for being the home of these great artists", but I keep thinking of Canadians, and sadly they don't count.

    I do however love to death the American bands Dredg, and Failure. But nobody would really know them if I posted pics anyway...:blushing:

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