After years of extensive research

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  1. kyleleonard

    kyleleonard Jeff Buckley Is God

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    and government money, i now know why woman exist. They are life support machines for vaginas.

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  2. Worm

    Worm Taste the diffidence

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    Socialism! Bad! Socialism!
     
  3. snowfallsoon

    snowfallsoon motherfucker approved

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    did you have a fight with your girlfriend or something?
     
  4. kyleleonard

    kyleleonard Jeff Buckley Is God

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    i don't have a girlfriend, just got told this joke and found it amusing!
     
  5. Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.

    Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. Fumbling politeness

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    Vaginas need lots of life support, especially they need a regular kiss of life.

    I also support a vagina. Go vagina, go! :clap:

    Why am I writing such things on a Morrissey forum? :straightface:
     
  6. mcrickson

    mcrickson Reckless Endangerment

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    *clicks 'add Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. to your personal contacts* :thumb:
     
  7. kyleleonard

    kyleleonard Jeff Buckley Is God

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    you go, sistarrrrrrrrrrrr :eek:
     
  8. Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K.

    Anker Ignis Fatuus Von K. Fumbling politeness

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    Pardon? Did I go beyond the pale? :blushing: No, not really. :D
     
  9. oscillate wildly

    oscillate wildly New Member

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    they have extenze for women now. extenze commercials rule, they're almost less creepy than the enzyte ones with Bob.

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  10. Skinner

    Skinner RIP The Rev

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    Um, I'm almost affraid to ask how extenze for women works, or what exactly it does for that matter. But, still I am curiuos...:confused:
     
  11. oscillate wildly

    oscillate wildly New Member

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    Read and learn. :p
     
  12. bored

    bored Lust a prima vista

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    Just remember.. there is a fine line between an unusually large clit and an unusually small penis. :barf:
     
  13. I am a Ghost

    I am a Ghost New Member

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    After years of Extenze-ive research.
     
  14. mcrickson

    mcrickson Reckless Endangerment

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    Could we have this post sequenced in big, bold letters on the homepage of this site? :lbf: :thumb:
    Words to live by. :D

    Ughh. The enzyte ones piss me off so much :mad: They're on EVERY commercial break on Comedy Central. The goddamned theme music gets stuck in my head. And it's ALWAYS the Christmas one. GAH! :gun:...:blushing:
     
  15. Jukebox Jury

    Jukebox Jury Retired

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    Vaginas?:confused:
    They're not what they're cracked up to be:thumb:

    Jukebox Jury
     
  16. mcrickson

    mcrickson Reckless Endangerment

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  17. oscillate wildly

    oscillate wildly New Member

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    and sometimes they have the infomercials on, where they're at the playboy mansion. :p:rolleyes: they're cooler than Girls Gone Wild ads, though.
     
  18. mcrickson

    mcrickson Reckless Endangerment

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    I've been missing these! :( :(
    They sound lovely! ;)
     
  19. snowfallsoon

    snowfallsoon motherfucker approved

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    can women get a sack full of pride too?
     
  20. snowfallsoon

    snowfallsoon motherfucker approved

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    well,it would have been pretty funny if you'd made that up after a fight w/your
    girlfriend...:)
     
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