top ten posts

[Impudenda]

Top Ten Most Common Posts

10. "My girlfriend has left me and she is seeing another guy."
9. "Is Morrissey gay?"
8. "Morrissey is just sexual, not homo, hetro, or bi, and it doesn't matter anyway."
7. "I can't find love in this world."
6. "Almost everything on this message board is crap and I only condescend to comment on something if it is worthy of my titanic intellect."
5. "Morrissey has been getting worse and worse and now he is just pathetic."
4. "Morrissey is as great as he has ever been."
3. "Where is Morrissey now? Is he recording a new album?"
2. "What is your favourite Morrissey album/song/lyric etc etc etc."
1. "Morrissey is sooooo sexy."

Honourable mentions:
"I saw Morrissey at a bar a couple of days ago."
"Are Morrissey fans all depressed/gay/vegetarians etc etc etc?"
"Morrissey has changed my life. How has he changed yours?"

(And of course lame jokes like these.)

 

[Tilda]

> Top Ten Most Common Posts

So, which one do you want to start with?

 

[unruly Girl]

haha... im guilty of many of these

 

[maladjusted]

another top post

You've forgotten what surely must be near the top:

Is Morrissey going to tour again soon?

maladjusted matt

 

[zarathustra]

my number 11 and 12 will be:
11. belle and sebastian are great!
12. belle and sebastian are so crap..
its been really getting on my nerves lately...

 

[fabricio]

the post "morrissey is/isn't greedy" may be not top ten of all time.

but certainly is a top ten from the last two weeks.

i think paul mccartney will agree with me.¿ Top Ten Most Common Posts¿ 10. "My girlfriend has left me and she is seeing another¿ guy."¿ 9. "Is Morrissey gay?"¿ 8. "Morrissey is just sexual, not homo, hetro, or bi, and¿ it doesn't matter anyway."¿ 7. "I can't find love in this world."¿ 6. "Almost everything on this message board is crap and I¿ only condescend to comment on something if it is worthy of my¿ titanic intellect."¿ 5. "Morrissey has been getting worse and worse and now he¿ is just pathetic."¿ 4. "Morrissey is as great as he has ever been."¿ 3. "Where is Morrissey now? Is he recording a new¿ album?"¿ 2. "What is your favourite Morrissey album/song/lyric etc¿ etc etc."¿ 1. "Morrissey is sooooo sexy."¿ Honourable mentions:¿ "I saw Morrissey at a bar a couple of days ago."¿ "Are Morrissey fans all depressed/gay/vegetarians etc etc¿ etc?"¿ "Morrissey has changed my life. How has he changed¿ yours?"¿ (And of course lame jokes like these.)




the genius

 

[graham green no longer eats cream]

surely "paul mccartney would agree with me" is getting close to top 10.

 

[fabricio]

> surely "paul mccartney would agree with me" is getting¿ close to top 10.

surely paul mccartney will agree with you.

 

[Tilda]

> surely paul mccartney will agree with you.

Has anyone asked Ringo his opinion?

 

[Martin]

> Top Ten Most Common Posts

and then there´s the people who only come here to take the p i s s out of everyone else... I don´t feel the slightest bit guilty...


We COULD Be Kings

 

[Ringo Starr]

> Has anyone asked Ringo his opinion?

I always agree with Paul McCartney.

 

[tearful, not cheerful]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If your handle refers to the author of Brighton Rock and The Heart of the Matter, it's Graham Greene with an E on the end. Learn to spell!

Some day you will forgive me for this post.

 

[Tilda]

> I always agree with Paul McCartney.

You may now, but did you back then?

 

[Unruly GIrl]

I dont know if this was mentioned already... but lets not forget the post about Morrissey and the cure That i see almost everyday."what started this conflict between morrissey and robert smith?"

 

[graham green_ once met the queen]

Re: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

> If your handle refers to the author of Brighton Rock and The¿ Heart of the Matter, it's Graham Greene with an E on the end.¿ Learn to spell!¿ Some day you will forgive me for this post.

i can spell it's just that my keyboard only has 2 ee's on it, and in the words of john fogarty "some day never comes" so i forgave you yesterday.