A very happy birthday to Dexter Smelnick!

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Mr. So&So

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Hey Dex, happy birthday pal!

I'm so glad you quit murdering people!

I knew you could beat this, as long as you stopped beating them.

It's so easy for us to let such desires take over our lives, but I'm glad you realized that it was getting out of hand before the body count rised to a suspicious degree.

It really does take a strong man to not only dismember another human being, but to admit that he is wrong for doing so.

Have you managed to find romance yet my friend?

If not, don't worry Dex, I know there's some lucky gal out there just waiting to get her hands on you.

Just remember to give them back to her!

Heeheehee! :)

Just kidding buddy! :)

Good luck with living!

Your friend at a comfortable distance,
Mr. So&So
 

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