Hello,
Sorry to interrupt your discussion about Lucy "Put On A Sincere Face And Look Like You Care" Meacock, but we would just like to say that the last remaining tickets for the Morrissey Smiths Disco on Friday 22nd May will be on sale at the door this Friday, 3rd April.
We've suspended the online ordering option until next week when any tickets unsold on Friday will again be available to reserve using PayPal.
As usual arrive early on Friday if you don't want to queue or if you want tickets for the May night (or both). Don't complain that "it never used to be like this" if you arrive to a queue and don't arrive after 12.30am from whatever shit night you chose to attend (and gave up on) and expect us to be in any way sympathetic to your stupid mistake.