Last Night I dreamt.. I actually Met Jarvis Cocker!

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Ruffian

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No.. I actually did meet Jarvis Cocker last night.. I was at the Hackney Ocean for a recording of the Jo Whiley late night Channel 4 show (to be broadcast this Wednesday) and he was chatting during the 'takes' to us!! Got a great picture.. Played 'Weeds' and 'I Love Life', but the girl I was with has now fallen in love with him.. ha ha.. well, she was that way inclined anyway!! What an experience, we came out of that 'gig' and the adrenaline was rushing.. We were fantasising about Morrissey doing the same type of gig and the same kind of friendly in-between song banter.. If only!!

Anyway.. watch the show on Wednesday. It's on about 23:30 .. I cannot fail to see how me and my friend will not be on TV.. and the support were surpirsingly good as well.. teen metal band 'The Lost prophets'.. we camer to 'bury them and actually enjoyed them! Like Limp Bizkit but better!

And Jo Whiley is a very attractive in real life. Anybody out there who looks like that is welcome to get in contact for a real London lifestyle experience..

He's so high..
 
> but the girl I was
> with has now fallen in love with him.. ha ha.. well, she was that way
> inclined anyway!!

Every British (and sometimes non-British!) girl with any sense loves Jarvis Cocker.
 
> Every British (and sometimes non-British!) girl with any sense loves
> Jarvis Cocker.

Every British/non-British boy/girl, with/without sense ought to love Jarvis.
 
> No.. I actually did meet Jarvis Cocker last night.. I was at the Hackney
> Ocean for a recording of the Jo Whiley late night Channel 4 show (to be
> broadcast this Wednesday) and he was chatting during the 'takes' to us!!
> Got a great picture.. Played 'Weeds' and 'I Love Life', but the girl I was
> with has now fallen in love with him.. ha ha.. well, she was that way
> inclined anyway!! What an experience, we came out of that 'gig' and the
> adrenaline was rushing.. We were fantasising about Morrissey doing the
> same type of gig and the same kind of friendly in-between song banter.. If
> only!!

> Anyway.. watch the show on Wednesday. It's on about 23:30 .. I cannot fail
> to see how me and my friend will not be on TV.. and the support were
> surpirsingly good as well.. teen metal band 'The Lost prophets'.. we camer
> to 'bury them and actually enjoyed them! Like Limp Bizkit but better!

> And Jo Whiley is a very attractive in real life. Anybody out there who
> looks like that is welcome to get in contact for a real London lifestyle
> experience..

> He's so high..

About time they had someone decent on, my mate went to school with Jarvis Cocker, they had a reunion a couple of years back, it makes me laugh everytime I think of 'em sitting down and someone popping the question 'alright, who's been succesful, and who's f***ed up' ?
 
An interesting read is that Friends Reunited website - there's loads of celebs have registered there - just input their name and it'll show if they've registered. And a great place to discover whatever happened to the annoying f.uckers you went to school with.... most of the ones I went to school with have about 13 kids and 3 failed marriages behind them.

> About time they had someone decent on, my mate went to school with Jarvis
> Cocker, they had a reunion a couple of years back, it makes me laugh
> everytime I think of 'em sitting down and someone popping the question
> 'alright, who's been succesful, and who's f***ed up' ?
 
You jammy begger! I can't help thinking that Moz must be silently jealous of Jarvis' survival in the music industry and the current comeback from a somewhat disapointing last album. Something Morrissey hasn't recovered from. As for Jo Whiley, well I think she's wasted on that mid morning slot from what I heard of her. Maybe I should have listened to XFM!

LoF
 
Ruffian, so come on give us a clue on how to spot you?
Where are you standing, did you dance? What you wearing, who you standing next to?
How long did the show take to shoot, did you have to be there early/all the time? Give us an insight into the pop t.v. industry.
If I'm not making much sense I've got Peter Barnes yapping away in my head & Marstons Pedigree (4.5%) racing around my blood stream, stiil we're 1-0 up & I'm happy.
Grim O'Grady
 
Re: Sorry I can't..he looks like he needs a good wash...

I must say that despite the wonderful exeperience blah blah.. He has unkempt finger nails and long toe nails .. I must say his general apperance is of a 70's tramp! But thats pretty Camden cool!

I'd post my picture if I could.
 
> Ruffian, so come on give us a clue on how to spot you?
> Where are you standing, did you dance? What you wearing, who you standing
> next to?
> How long did the show take to shoot, did you have to be there early/all
> the time? Give us an insight into the pop t.v. industry.
> If I'm not making much sense I've got Peter Barnes yapping away in my head
> & Marstons Pedigree (4.5%) racing around my blood stream, stiil we're
> 1-0 up & I'm happy.
> Grim O'Grady

All I will say is that at the end of 'I Love Life'.. I ruffled his (greasy wet) hair.. (oh, so embarrassing!) so was at thge front, You'll work it out before then I am sure.. Standing next to my blonde (girl) friend at first and then another girl was invited up front with dark hair as well who stood between us..

It was rather like having Pulp perform in your living room it was so intimate.. lot's of 'on the count of 3, give it up for..' etc.. I was a bit conscious of the cameras so waved my arms about a bit too much I am afraid at times!

PS, The enigmatic blonde girl, would just like to add that her love is for Morrissey but Jarvis has pushed him very close after last Monday night! She's asked me ask if anyone know Morrisseys e-mail so we can arrange that debauched dinner party we've often fantasised about!
 
Re: Sorry I can't..he looks like he needs a good wash...

.ugh! Dirty fingernails?!

As much as I love ole Jarvis - he and John Lydon should have their own music chat show - I think he appeals visually to student girlies who don't have many boyfriends.... but he IS cool as hell.

Not sure about his corduroy jackets and Joe 90 specs, though..........

> I must say that despite the wonderful exeperience blah blah.. He has
> unkempt finger nails and long toe nails .. I must say his general
> apperance is of a 70's tramp! But thats pretty Camden cool!

> I'd post my picture if I could.
 
RRuffian - gleesome threesomes with Moz and you and your girlf?

.sounds wicked.

Wanna borrow my camera?

> All I will say is that at the end of 'I Love Life'.. I ruffled his (greasy
> wet) hair.. (oh, so embarrassing!) so was at thge front, You'll work it
> out before then I am sure.. Standing next to my blonde (girl) friend at
> first and then another girl was invited up front with dark hair as well
> who stood between us..

> It was rather like having Pulp perform in your living room it was so
> intimate.. lot's of 'on the count of 3, give it up for..' etc.. I was a
> bit conscious of the cameras so waved my arms about a bit too much I am
> afraid at times!

> PS, The enigmatic blonde girl, would just like to add that her love is for
> Morrissey but Jarvis has pushed him very close after last Monday night!
> She's asked me ask if anyone know Morrisseys e-mail so we can arrange that
> debauched dinner party we've often fantasised about!
 
Re: RRuffian - gleesome threesomes with Moz and you and girlf?

> .sounds wicked.

> Wanna borrow my camera?

Ahh Russ, A disclaimer: She'd object to being called a girlfriend in that sense!! That's a year and a half in the past.. She is the original subject matter of the lyrics of 'What She Said'! (apart from the smoking).. But yes, the fantasy has reached amusingly excessive proportions in the glorious past.. I remember one bath time one that I wrote out.. and used the song titles from Meat IS Murder to illustrate the acts.. !

PS, Save the camera for some other time.. always an opportunity to be had
 
Re: Sorry I can't..he looks like he needs a good wash...

While "coolness" can take you a long way, unfortunately dirty fingernails and long toenails just cut you down from the onset. I mean, just think of the damage those long nails could do to you in bed?!? Plus, as I always say, much can be said about a man (or woman for that matter) in regards to the way s/he keeps his digits!

By the way, Ruffian, did he smell? And not in the lovely scented Jasmine flower way...

> .ugh! Dirty fingernails?!

> As much as I love ole Jarvis - he and John Lydon should have their own
> music chat show - I think he appeals visually to student girlies who don't
> have many boyfriends.... but he IS cool as hell.

> Not sure about his corduroy jackets and Joe 90 specs, though..........
 
Re: Footwear??

> I must say that despite the wonderful exeperience blah blah.. He has
> unkempt finger nails and long toe nails .. I must say his general
> apperance is of a 70's tramp! But thats pretty Camden cool!

Was he wearing open-toe shoes, or sandals? That's not very Jarvis-esque.
And in December?
Do tell!
 
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