I'll tell you who I can't abide at all. Heston Blumenthal.
Blumenthal was serving "Blackbird Pie" on Channel 4 tonight, apparently.
I hate Lily Alen, Katy Perry and Brandi Carlile.
What did he do?
With the help of an affable taxidermist he created a mythical animal for the gormless twits sat around a table in some makeshift Tudor setting.
Head of a wild boar, body of a lamb, rear end of a large goose and the goose wings attached to the lamb mid section.
Theatre of the grotesque, and a very upsetting piece of TV entertainment.
Now that guy Heston Blumenthal is a total wanker.
I kept thinking how Morrissey would feel if he was subjected to this televisual treat? For the record, I did shed a tear as I couldn't believe the waste involved.
Heston Blumenthal is a fucking genius!