He was conceived via a love union of Tor Johnson and George "The Animal" Steele; which explains why he is oh so tough and stuff, and how he is able to soldier on so good. He was incubated in the lower bowels of George "The Animal" Steele. George went to fart one day and out he popped! Oh, it was so cute...his first word was 'meth'! His second was 'honor'...his third was a combo, 'trollie scum' (he was progressing) and his fourth was ;-D
Wait, were you saying boo or boo-urns?