The Fuck My Life Thread

[CrystalGeezer]

It's a sign.

[dunya]

I droppped my I-phone and now it looks like this

Ouch!

My friend had this problem. Quoted ££££££££££££ at the official shop, but at small shop on the local market he got it fixed for ££. Good luck.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

I came home drunk last night & accidentally deleted the latest episode of "Lost" before watching it
now either must wait til I re-download it or watch it online where its always all choppy because my streaming software wont update anymore

[zepfan1]

ouch!

My friend had this problem. Quoted ££££££££££££ at the official shop, but at small shop on the local market he got it fixed for ££. Good luck.

$ 200.00 damn dollars either for a new phone or a repair - i am out of warrenty ----weee.....


Golden shower time....

[Kewpie]

Ewwww, my leg got a bruse and painful because when I was on my way home, a stupid dog crashed on my left leg.

I hate irresponsible dog owners who don't put their dogs on a leash.

[I am a Ghost]

Ewwww, my leg got a bruse and painful because when I was on my way home, a stupid dog crashed on my left leg.

The dog was driving?

[bored]

$ 200.00 damn dollars either for a new phone or a repair - i am out of warrenty ----weee.....


Golden shower time....

We have a strip club near me called The Golden Banana.. is this a full participation club near you? *shudder*

[Daddy Cool]

Ewwww, my leg got a bruse and painful because when I was on my way home, a stupid dog crashed on my left leg.

I hate irresponsible dog owners who don't put their dogs on a leash.

You out dogging, WooPie? Are they bruises on your legs or friction burns? Dirty, dirty girl.

[Daddy Cool]

We have a strip club near me called The Golden Banana.. is this a full participation club near you? *shudder*

There's one near me called the Golden Banana And Grapes.

You can guess who works there....

[Poppy Full]

Strep throat and 'possible' glandular fever do not become me. FML.

Luckily, the steroids are starting to kick in now.

[I am a Ghost]

A junkie called me an ignorant fuck today.

Fuck his life.

[billy scissors]

A junkie called me an ignorant fuck today.

Fuck his life.

[I am a Ghost]

I'm not saying the lad was incorrect in his judgement, mind you.

[billy scissors]

I'm not saying the lad was incorrect in his judgement, mind you.

I understand.theres one in leeds whos always 80p short for his train fare home

[I am a Ghost]

I understand.theres one in leeds whos always 80p short for his train fare home

And always immediately short again to someone else after he gets his essential 80p.

[billy scissors]

And always immediately short again to someone else after he gets his essential 80p.

[Kewpie]

Grrrrrrrrrr, what the IT team in other branch is doing?

I was supposed to go home at noon, but the stuff I have to proofreading isn't ready.
I thought I could watch 'A Single Man' and 'Hurt locker' in cinema this afternoon.

[Black Cloud]

Grrrrrrrrrr, what the IT team in other branch is doing?

I was supposed to go home at noon, but the stuff I have to proofreading isn't ready.
I thought I could watch 'A Single Man' and 'Heartlocker' in cinema this afternoon.

What's wrong with people? I hope they have to pay you more for staying later!

[yesitis]

Grrrrrrrrrr, what the IT team in other branch is doing?

I was supposed to go home at noon, but the stuff I have to proofreading isn't ready.
I thought I could watch 'A Single Man' and 'Heartlocker' in cinema this afternoon.

you're a proofreader?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

you're a proofreader?