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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellie View Post
    You want the little patches that cover them up.It means they are virtually invisible and sealed,they heal within a couple of days and you can snog.

    I get them but the little patches are brilliant.
    I'm not kissing anyone with a little patch on her lip.. or do you mean you can snog AFTER only a couple days? There's a pretty big difference here although I would still want to wait a few days after it was gone before I start kissing someone.
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    I'm not kissing anyone with a little patch on her lip.. or do you mean you can snog AFTER only a couple days? There's a pretty big difference here although I would still want to wait a few days after it was gone before I start kissing someone.
    Yes ofcourse it has to heal first!!..especially if you head south!!
    .....in a snow filled sky, we'll make it all right to come undone.

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    What's a "cold sore"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am a Ghost View Post
    What's a "cold sore"?
    typically it's an oral (as opposed to genital) form of herpes that you get on your lips.
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    typically it's an oral (as opposed to genital) form of herpes that you get on your lips.
    I just looked up some pics. Ugh. Can you get them on your genitalia too? I don't really want to probe online, as it were.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am a Ghost View Post
    I just looked up some pics. Ugh. Can you get them on your genitalia too? I don't really want to probe online, as it were.
    Yes, that is what the STD herpes is. Cold sores on your genitals.
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    Yes, that is what the STD herpes is. Cold sores on your genitals.
    Ok. Cheers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    Yes, that is what the STD herpes is. Cold sores on your genitals.
    Ok bored...this officially goes in the Nasty thread...


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    Quote Originally Posted by therightone View Post
    Ok bored...this officially goes in the Nasty thread...

    Yeahhhh.....I sure wish I could unread what I just read.

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    Everything sucks!!!
    And as sure as my words are pure
    I praise the day that brings you pain
    So don't close your eyes
    Don't close your eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamnicola View Post
    Everything sucks!!!
    in large amounts..

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am a Ghost View Post
    in large amounts..
    And Fire Dancer Nuts too.
    And as sure as my words are pure
    I praise the day that brings you pain
    So don't close your eyes
    Don't close your eyes

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    Stop the ride, I want to get off!

    FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by I am a Ghost View Post
    Ok. Cheers.
    Quote Originally Posted by therightone View Post
    Ok bored...this officially goes in the Nasty thread...

    Quote Originally Posted by troubleluvsme View Post
    Yeahhhh.....I sure wish I could unread what I just read.
    Are you all seriously learning what herpes is just now?

    No wonder like 25% of people have it.... they don't even know what they are looking for. It isn't always visible but it's always there so even if someone looks fine they can still give this to you. There is no cure. As Eddie Murphy said about herpes, "You keep that shit forever... like luggage."
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored View Post
    Are you all seriously learning what herpes is just now?

    No wonder like 25% of people have it.... they don't even know what they are looking for. It isn't always visible but it's always there so even if someone looks fine they can still give this to you. There is no cure. As Eddie Murphy said about herpes, "You keep that shit forever... like luggage."
    Oh, of course I know what it is (no, I don't have it.)

    Reading typical FML stuff and then getting to the part about sores on the genitalia was kind of gross.

    But hey, at least the young uns know about it now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by troubleluvsme View Post
    Oh, of course I know what it is (no, I don't have it.)

    Reading typical FML stuff and then getting to the part about sores on the genitalia was kind of gross.

    But hey, at least the young uns know about it now.
    The stats for college kids are even higher!

    US adults: 25%
    College age people: 30 to 50%!!!!!

    This is where I a take a cue from Wooderson in "Dazed and Confused" when he said, "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
    "Cried over my supper, it revived. Got off the table... started to fly."

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    Are you all seriously learning what herpes is just now?



    I just said move it to the Nasty Thread...daaauum......

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    Ok...so this is the second time in the past few days I have gone to open a bottle of wine and when I pushed the corkscrew into the cork it went straight down into the bottle...wtf??

    This has to have some obscure meaning...I am going to ponder over it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by therightone View Post
    Are you all seriously learning what herpes is just now?



    I just said move it to the Nasty Thread...daaauum......
    And as sure as my words are pure
    I praise the day that brings you pain
    So don't close your eyes
    Don't close your eyes

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