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    Frogs fuck, fuck, fuck. THey make contact. We don't. They complete PASSES!!!!!!!!! We don't.

    Imagine birds fucking like crazy please. kthx.


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    EFEMEL!

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    Can you delve so low?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toml_27 View Post
    being victimised isn't nice
    Are you being victimized?

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    Quote Originally Posted by toml_27 View Post
    Not seriously, was a hurtful exchange but I'll move onn no point getting caught up on it, still, unpleasant nontheless
    Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. You forgot to say the cathartic part:

    FML


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    Toilet's water adjuster broken, now microwave too.

    Very annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kewpie View Post
    Toilet's water adjuster broken, now microwave too.

    Very annoying.
    The first thing costs about 5 bucks and 10 minutes of your time to fix. Can't help you with the microwave though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrystalGeezer View Post
    The first thing costs about 5 bucks and 10 minutes of your time to fix. Can't help you with the microwave though.
    I tried, but couldn't fix it, already asked the landlord's daughter to get someone to do the job.

    Hopefully he'll buy a new microwave.

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    Ewwww, my right middle finger suddenly got numb when I was shopping at Tesco after work. When I was on the bus I didn't find any pain at all.
    It went whitish, the nail turned purple.
    Luckily by the time I got home it's OK.

    I still have some pain in the top joint of the finger.
    The ring finger's middle joint is still painful since last month's Cribs gig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kewpie View Post
    Ewwww, my right middle finger suddenly got numb when I was shopping at Tesco after work. When I was on the bus I didn't find any pain at all.
    It went whitish, the nail turned purple.
    Luckily by the time I got home it's OK.

    I still have some pain in the top joint of the finger.
    The ring finger's middle joint is still painful since last month's Cribs gig.
    Hopefully it was just the cold weather. I bashed my hand a few weeks ago and it hurts in the cold. But if you are worried, see your GP.

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    I have a throat infection. It's very sore, and I missed srs bsns today because of it. Really can't miss any more, so tomorrow I'm taking it with me.
    Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

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    Well, my alleged "best friend" hasn't spoken to me in little over a week

    Surprise surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcrickson View Post
    Well, my alleged "best friend" hasn't spoken to me in little over a week

    Surprise surprise.
    That sucks. Is it a guy?
    I'm only asking because that's the kind of shit girls do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by troubleluvsme View Post
    That sucks. Is it a guy?
    I'm only asking because that's the kind of shit girls do.
    No, it's not a guy. And that IS the kind of shit girls do, unfortunately. And I get quite fed up with it but we do have a history. But fuck it, if she chooses to not acknowledge it then she can talk to me when she feels like it. I'm not kissing her ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcrickson View Post
    No, it's not a guy. And that IS the kind of shit girls do, unfortunately. And I get quite fed up with it but we do have a history. But fuck it, if she chooses to not acknowledge it then she can talk to me when she feels like it. I'm not kissing her ass.
    I would let you share my best friend, but she can be a bit shit too. Sorry, I empathize.
    Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy Full View Post
    I would let you share my best friend, but she can be a bit shit too. Sorry, I empathize.
    Eh. Thank you. Sorry to hear that. You think shit like this would end seeing as I'm not even around her as much anymore (she's still in highschool, I went to college). I mean the context of this is as if I did something to her, whereas all I've been able to do for the last few months is talk to her on the phone or online. I know it has something to do with her other friend who's a girl who dislikes that I see the original friend as my best friend. Fuck that, man. I don't need this bullshit. I've got friends here. I'll occupy my time with them til she grows up and talks to me again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcrickson View Post
    No, it's not a guy. And that IS the kind of shit girls do, unfortunately. And I get quite fed up with it but we do have a history. But fuck it, if she chooses to not acknowledge it then she can talk to me when she feels like it. I'm not kissing her ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by mcrickson View Post
    Eh. Thank you. Sorry to hear that. You think shit like this would end seeing as I'm not even around her as much anymore (she's still in highschool, I went to college). I mean the context of this is as if I did something to her, whereas all I've been able to do for the last few months is talk to her on the phone or online. I know it has something to do with her other friend who's a girl who dislikes that I see the original friend as my best friend. Fuck that, man. I don't need this bullshit. I've got friends here. I'll occupy my time with them til she grows up and talks to me again.
    Well, I hope it works out for you.
    What you're doing is probably all you really can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by troubleluvsme View Post
    Well, I hope it works out for you.
    What you're doing is probably all you really can do.
    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reelaround View Post

    I can't quite believe that someone (being polite) has recently labelled this as racist. The next thing you know Bengali in Platforms will also be attacked
    Can you delve so low?

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    Fourth day of public transportation strike in Budapest. Due to heavy car traffic the air pollution is near or over the notification level, so restrictions in car traffic are to be expected. FOL.
    And I heard so many things I failed to understand at all

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